Curmudgeon

I think he's meant to have three loins on his shirt.

I claim spot number 7 in the cup quarter final with a win against PurpleKangaroo89/craigkillie. This leaves the only outstanding fixture being the Nicolas Mahut / John Isner tribute match between true_rover and LeicesterLichtie.

Great news that it's nothing worse than a dose of hamster herpes.

@Frank Grimes could you change the thread title for the upcoming season 8 and to invite new or returning players. @craigkillie invite sent for our cup tie. Just whenever suits, no rush.

Nonce and Nonce Nobility

That's utterly disgraceful behaviour. Leave a note in the dish, but make sure it's completely covered by coins. The note should say "I know what you did and I will murder you when you least expect it." You may find that she says she says she's no longer able to clean for you anymore. Problem solved without any awkward conversations.

Well David Dunn was a complete balloon, so the sign is accurate in that respect.

The next day I hope you asked him if the Golf GTI was the Sport version.

I found it a tough game as our games usually are. The draw was far from unlikely. I nearly offered it at the start of the endgame as the position looked dead level with no obvious way forward. Things just seemed to fall my way right at the end. Thanks to all my opponents this season. I can assure you all that I found the games more difficult than the league table might suggest. Special thanks to @Aim Herefor his time and effort administering the league.

Good luck Hoose Porridge #freethehibs1

Wee Dougie looks like he has a great big bow tied to his hair there which makes him look even more ridiculous.

Count me in, thanks. And congratulations on your title win, you'll be a force to be reckoned with next season.

It was the road number he drove down to escape Killie to sign for us.

I've not drawn any games this season. It looks like I'm down for a draw with Albinorov instead of a win.

Division A Board_stupid beats Plesslie by resignation. The game was shaping up to be a close one when Plesslie accidentally revealed an attack on his own queen which I wasn't going to turn down.

I prefer the crowdwanking to the pricewanking if I'm being honest.

At least Christopher Biggins is keeping himself busy outside of panto season.

Division A Board_stupid beats AH13STU by resignation. As expected this was a very tough encounter and I was in a bit of difficulty about midway through the game. It all really turned when Stu gave up a knight when my rook wasn't as pinned as it first appeared.

Division A Board_stupid beats Invergowrie by resignation. The release of a build up of tension in the centre of the board left me a rook up and was about to exchange that rook for Invergowrie's queen when the end came.

Division A Board_stupid beats PurpleKangaroo89 by resignation. I felt I had the worse of the opening, but a couple of errors meant I was just about to go a rook up when the towel was thrown in.

What a relief, I had completely misinterpreted the thread title. I thought you had assembled some heavy artillery along with some brainwashed acolytes to act as gunners and this was your message to begin bombardment of the shopping centre.

Division A Board_stupid beats arabjoe by resignation. A 4 knight skirmish in the middle of the board ended with Joe's queen being caught in the crossfire when it got pinned to the king by a bishop.

The crowd going with 3 up top in a bold formation, although they're probably confident against this Cove mob.