Curmudgeon

It appears to have a cock on its underside. Which is surprising as it's usually found in the driver's seat.

What about when describing poor quality Christmas crackers?

The right place for a Mickey Mouse manager.

Very nice. You can't beat Homs made cooking.

Calling cards of Mormons thread for this pish.

Donald Trump must be operating the on-screen score. Still nil nil.

That might explain the miraculous win.

I wouldn't want to be a passerby if he's trying to taser a criminal. I remember how inaccurate his shooting could be.

The clock is gubbed. It's actually gone backwards at some points. And not in a "Back to the Future" type way that might've helped qos.

Getting a phone alert that we've scored before seeing the penalty taken certainly calms the nerves and reduces any anxiety.

McCowan's good, but he's not quite good enough to play on both wings.

Have you just killed Obi Wan Kenobi?

How Ball got that gig when ginger pubes left I'll never know, should've been Sara Cox. They could have shared the presenting duties. Cox and Ball's Breakfast Show has a nice ring to it.

You should point out to him that Sevco is fake.

I don't know what Timmy the dug has seen in that boy's erse, but the intense concentration in his eyes is quite unsettling.