Bialystock

No, it will change to having to win in front of a hostile crowd.

Oh f**k, it was on Grumpian of course. Apologies for maligning any half wit any Irish summarises or pundits.

Jamie Heaslip taking issue with Lawrence Dellaligo about a Ferrell roll after an attempted tackle and saying that the rules are there for a reason!! Jamie fucking Heaslip who spent his whole career belly flopping on to and sealing off rucks and generally cheating like a fucker.

I'm sure it was Fat Sally, Gorman and Billy fucking Dodds. Not only did they refuse to play at the original ko time, they then refused the re-arranged ko as it 'clashed' with her being interred (this part was private and not even on the telly)! All three of them should have, quite simply told, to GTF. The mass hysteria of the time was really something to behold.

Was Joubert the ref at Murrayfield in the 6 nations when Wales refused to take the hit at the scrum and Scotland were continuately penalised for pushing early? It was an absolute joke, everyone, apart from Joubert, could see what the f**k was going on. I honestly thought he might have been Irish.

Is it just my imagination or is Daryl Broadfoot (along with Ian Maxwell) one of the most slopely shouldered arseholes in Scottish football? Something, something............. Difference between UEFA and Scottish Government protocols. Referee and assistants abroad f**k all to do with us.

Even after all these years it's still great to hear Jock Broon sounding sick as f**k after the Hewitt winner.

It was exactly the same in the first bulletin at 0630 as well and there was no mention of the Betfred results either. Even a run through of the tie winners wouldn't be too difficult. And what is it about Scotland that (according to the BBC Scotland telly news) there are never, ever any travel issues (road, rail, air or sea) before 0700?