This Charming Man

More to the point, congrats and all that, however never ever soil our thread with an article from The Sun. Regards

Nope. Replacing an absolute clown car manager with a marginally less shite version, thereby continuing the current servings of gutless pish for another couple of seasons is pointless. It also means more money being thrown at a new squad which could have been utilised by someone who knows what they're doing. Exactly, due also to the fact in 2 years time John Nelms will be saying, "How's James McPake doing as 3rd team assistant coach at Civil Service Strollers, give him a call please". No, imho Neil McCann remains in the bin, James McPake with all due respect needs to join him. Harsh reality. Edit, I see Mark Kerr has just been dismissed as manager at Ayr United. Decisive action by a more than concerned boardroom, whatever next?

Well done - green with envy, well dark blue actually, however you get the idea. Best regards to my ex colleagues in Perth.

From our disturbing point of view G_Man, you're absolutely and alarmingly correct whilst hitting the nail right on the head. No need to comment further on the current management team, however looking throughout our recent line-ups and yeah, in all honesty all but three or four could gtf. Not an ideal scenario, however I cling to other posters thoughts that another manager can get more out of them, individually and collectively. Clock ticking Mr Nelms.

Are you really telling me James McPake is still your manager???????

This will undoubtedly be the fecking icing on the cake, topped with a Neil McCann dome-like shaped cherry. 0 - 0, if only James McPake and Dave MacKay were that competent. All is not well.

Urgent message Stateside to Tim Keyes. THERE WILL BE NOTHING WORTHWHILE LEFT OF YOUR FINANCIAL INVESTMENT AT DENS UNLESS YOU REPLACE THE CURRENT MANAGEMENT TEAM. I INCLUDE ALSO THE BIGGEST UNDER-PERFORMER AND LIABILITY IN THE ABOVE EQUATION, Mr JOHN NELMS. That is all.

Sadly I would have to agree Biggie, not looking too good at the moment, 4 games now in just 10 days. 27/02 Morton (a) 02/03 Inverness CT (h) 06/03 Hearts (a) 09/03 Dunfermline (a) James McPake's final games as our manager I guess/hope, unless of course some biblical turnaround in our form occurs imho. Prove us all so wrong though and deliver 12 points, mainly due to the fact these opposition teams are, after all sh1te. Blind faith my arse, McPake out asap, thank you.

Something very special in common however, for those of us who remember him playing, imho. Regards

Suits you sir I'm sure, as it also suited the Great Dane, nice addition to the stable! Regards

How very dare you my good man. Check the last 4 pages of 'All things Dundee FC', join the party and enjoy lol. Regards

Have to agree with Johnny regarding the above, tad harsh. We did after all welcome and employ Govan season ticket holders in Neil McCann and John Brown. East coast regards.

In fairness I seldom 10 - 2 use the spell-checker, lol.

We come in peace and merely wish our incompetent management team dismissed and replaced. That is all, regards.