Derry Alli

£20 a ticket. All names go in a hat, whoever wins the draw Throbber has to name his child after them and he keeps the money raised. Deal?

Got to feel a tad sorry for the guys working maintenance for Hillcrest Housing. If you're a painter you're furloughed. Not if you're a Sparky or plumber though. If you're a cleaner you're working unless you can't drive then you're furloughed. It makes sense but it's absolutely shite for the guys having to go in.

I just end up pie eyed about 4 pints earlier on it than I do other lager. It's a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Now my sillyness is out the way, I'll be on tomorrow morning about 10 am if anyone fancies a game just drop me a message on here.

That's why it's nicknamed 'Wife Beater'.

Questionable age, I reckon.

Paint stripper and hot water would bring they soles up a treat.

He does come across as a bit of a lunatic, tbf.

That's a myth, btw.

Was this Will I Am's segment in black eyed peas Where is the luv?

The thing that's miles worse than his condescension is that folk buy their music. It's folk like that boy up the page that are to blame.

That's a parody account.

Celtic fans?

I grew up with a guy who was (fairly) normal. Our paths crossed after not seeing him in about 6 years and although he's still a good lad he's absolutely fucked with this head shake twitch thing. He tans about 4 cans of Asda's own brand red bull a day and openly admits has to swallow a load of sleeping pills to bring himself back down at night. I asked him about the twitch one day and he said he doesn't even notice he's doing it now. (not heart related, but still!) Edit : to clarify, I was determined he'd took a bad E or something but he says he's never touched anything like that - and can't smoke weed to bring him down.

Are you all free at some point over the weekend? @Empty It @AUFC90 @Karpaty Lviv @Dave @CaspianChris

YouTube it. It's a piece of piss.

People like to shout and bawl at millionaires and what they should be doing and tax avoidance etc. Deep down we're all corrupt and we'd all do exactly the same. This is why nobody should ever vote for any politician, they're all lying b*****ds. As are we.

Is Herman Kilt?

Should have done a sticker book..

Was going to pay £85, went on sale at £70 and then got an NHS discount bringing these beauty's to me for £56. God bless the NHS.

He especially enjoys visits to Raith where he can merge both his jotbook tactic scribbling with his other passion, train spotting.

When we attach an image now, why does it come up as a download rather than the image itself?

His old job could quite easily refuse as they're still working.