Derry Alli

Is it a plane? It's been there a helluva length of time if so.

That's your portakabin over there, Mr Klopp.

Exactly. You needed McCann.

Players to report to zoom meeting at half 7.

I thought United fans would have been quite happy at this news (if true).

John Terry's two claps for Aston Villa's goal were tremendous. Not happy one bit.

RIP Philpy.

Fuckaduck. Nobody to blame but themselves, dominating and punished for two mistakes.

What a save.

Oh ffs. They've never been in it.

You need your eyes tested if you're doing that once a day.

Mick McCarthy is hard fucking going, likes. I'll never moan about McManaman ever again if they make it stop. Please make it stop.

Mon the fucking Leeds.

This post is so full of tears, really screams begging for your club to be relevant. I've left the part of the post in in which Random himself is the main protagonist.

Aye, that's not his doing. The Facebook comments on that one were quite scary "You wouldn't expect this is Barnhill". "Nothi g like this ever happens in Broughty Ferry!". f**k up, hens. It happens every week, just not in broad daylight.

There's a guy Bruce Harper from Dundee that's had his fair share of mental health issues (at one point, was permanent resident in a ward) and goes a bit stabby then gets the jail. I've been sent a video early this morning through WhatsApp of a recording of a Snapchat he's sent and it looks like he's went a big bit stabby.

I'm guessing he means Ozil.

Ah, yes. Thousands of people only congregated in Kelvingrove as they feared repercussion of going by the 5 mile from home part of the lockdown.

If you're worried about it, just pop a note through the doors of your neighbours letting them know first. Give it the obligatory "feel free to come for a bite to eat if you like!". At the least, let folk know what you're planning so they could (hopefully) whip their washing in.

KelvinGrove, an hour ago.

"You'd fancy Zaha 1v1 to get his goal there" Zaha v Ake & Ramsdale ≠ 1v1.

Not when the only reason the Green Brigade are out is because the **** are, both bigot fans out for the sole intention of trouble. Aye. Hard to congratulate Celtic fans on taking part in a BLM protest on a Saturday where they'd most likely have been abusing Shay Logan for um, being racially abused.

You're right. If Arsenal were ever to sign an exceptional DM - like they've needed to for about 10 years now - Ozil would still be tearing it up.

Tierney is a very decent player, top end EPL was always going to be too big a jump for him - that's without the constant injuries and niggles. The best thing for him would be to move to some more 'traditional' middle of the league team where he won't be under such pressure or scrutiny. Gives himself some time to settle into the league.

What was going on in Glasgow City centre today?