Derry Alli

Everybody is talking about Dens Rd but the only time I remember any drai age problems it was Cleppy Rd about two year ago and it was all crumbling.

Aye, I posted that about 5. Back of 7 trying to pass Forfat was some laugh, like whacky races with idiots losing their arse end and I stead of just giving less throttle slamming their brakes on. Good fun though.

It's genuinely fucking baltic. At this point I'm more worried about the pitch being frozen than waterlogged One of the greatest quotable bits on the Web. Use it on an almost daily occurrence.

Self sacrifice in the centre circle. Leave my millions to the Dee-Lites.

Coca cola cup final v Aberdeen.

This is the first I've ever read of it so thank you for that. I highly doubt it is the case though. Hud on, if anybody getting spiked near the Clep then I'm on first dibs.

Timmy Floyd Hasselbank has me in stitches.

Look at it. Willing to go the extra mile just for the Derry Dollar. Get off your knees, we'd prefer to see you die.

Why would the council help?

I have sent this on to the relevant people and I have received word that when - not if - the game goes ahead on Scotfoam Sehturday, they expect an apology.

Fuckthat, just give Motherwell the points.

I've no idea who that is, auld yin. You also dinghied my PM so you can sook ma root. Comprende? Does not compute. The packet gets bashed until the packet is gone.

The doggers have these booked out up until 7pm. Shambles so it is.

If you ever find yourself in a relationship with someone who feels the need to break into your phone then leave. I must also say, if you ever find yourself in a relationship ship where you feel the need to cheat then leave then also.

I've git a semi sub pump up fir sale. Any cûnt got Nelmsy's number?

Been watching some stuff relaring to this. Scary how many folk have come out of the woodwork now they feel a bit more freedom and safe to do so. There's some woman who I can't be bothered fact checking but she's claiming three guys who were all there from the beginning left Coombes side and were - at the point of death - writing books on their lives. They all died of the same thing too. If even half the stuff written is true, it's both harrowing and bewildering in equal measure.

You'd have been better off just laying it all on a board and attacking it with a chopping knife making it a mound if meat and veg then just wrapping it as normal in the wrap, IMO.

Yikes.

@Melanius Mullarkey, you are required.

@tree house tam has a few pairs. I quite like the look, even if it is a bit Hurrache for my tastes.

@johnnydun, hopefully just the exertion of pushing that big rock oot the wiy at the weekend. Haste ye back my man.

If there's not at least one red card each then I hope they both lose, tbh.

Sorry, Dee Man. Those Moston things are repugnant.