Derry Alli

I used to work with a boy who worked all the Saturday OT and would ask boys if they wanted him to pick up coffees or that on his way in. He used to go into McDonalds at Monifieth and nab the papers then charge the boys in work full price for them.

Has McFadden paid a fortune for a hair transplant and just returned to shaving his heid?

I haven't seen Sportscene, I'd it the one with an AI Michael Cole from WWE narrating it? If so, it isn't a Sportscene thing, it was made for Football Focus on Saturday - and I agree it is laughable.

Just back home from a call out in Govan and obviously I know of the bother surrounding the game etc but bouncers on the doors of McDonalds and KFC for fück sake.

I've only watched the pressers and some highlights but Rock was nudging towards Attitude Era 2. The crowd was fucking awful. House shows are better. If you're not going to go there and lose your shit at the biggest event of the year then stop buying tickets. This is the cost of taking events out the hands of the breadline.

Warwick Davis.

Those two driving lesson and the haircut tourrette videos are brilliant. It's not something I could see myself living with so kudos to them. Fück the Turks and Lorraine Kelly getting abuse both personal highlights.

Wasn't a fan with the steel strap but that looks magnificent there.

You needed to never give him a job in the first place, tbh. How was Reilly?

do Glasgow Celtic and Glasgow Rangers usually get waved off for an away game - a day early - in Glasgow?

Nice of you to admit we are the big club Welcome to the forum. Remember, it's only a laugh online!

Don't you just love when St Murn fans make a cünt of it.

I've no idea if that white bread thi g is a joke or not. Is it the same poster who wore new socks every single day?

Grealish the unstoppable.

Time has a way of damaging structure, tbf. Tannadice was once a decent structure. The roof fell off of it last season.

We're Motherwell just sitting holding two copy to clipboard complaints to lodge after A: The game being postponed and B: The game being on..?

Howlin' at checking the bounce of the ball and if the pitch is playable resulted in two footballs sconin' aff each other pre bounce. Scottish futba, ye cannae whack it.

Nelmsy's asking if you can get that apology in so it can get read over the tannoy instead of the line ups.

Looks terrific for some slideys. Get Klimpl back. 45 minutes each team.

Isn't that what Dundee are doing? Investing vast amounts in a new stadium project whilst staying competitive at a high level?

Certainly more so than Arbroaths squad build.

Surely it's not that bad that Greg's is seen as good?! If that's the case then close the doors, close the doors Dundee FC. Close the doors close the doors I say.

Here this arab r us is some slog is he no? Fucking hell man.