Derry Alli

I was think SlipperyP had calmed down a bit. Looks like his stash has been stolen Robbed fae a hippy, eh @SlipperyP?

I'm sorry.. where is the downside in this conversation? You either get a cup of tea or a succulent Italian dish. You're really proving our point here, I am starting to see why the Prof is forever coming up Milhouse, tbqphwy.

You have to approach women for a date? It must be because you eat dinner at nighttime.

I'm not happy with you. You're getting close to Dobbies land chat here. Supper is usually Frosties. Or if flush with ungodly amounts of money - Cinnamon Grahams.

I've just seen this but no, not yet. I have been looking into it, DMT in Spain. If you fancy it next year, give is a shout.

Tuesday night, asked a steelworkers what time he'd be on site today. He said no earlier than half 8 as he's not leaving his house before half 7. I got to site at half 8 and he's on the phone to my boss. My boss phoned me and says "take it you'll work until 5 as you were half an hour late to site". Eh, naw. And now yer steelworker mate will be hoisting his ane beams.

My mates dad asked him - at 14 - if he wanted to go to Tenerife for his summer holidays. He said his friends are going abroad and he's getting asked to go to Fife.

Are most of these things what you want though? I know guys who have big houses, nice motors and a pension pot that would make your heart stop. I've never wanted any of those things and although they're mates, the conversations just see me switch off. I've a pension and it's quite healthy - but I won't be, nor really want to be, around ti spend it.

Everyday at work. @++Ammo - Airdrie++ is the best thing to happen in my game and he really should leave his company and join mine so we could start a YouTube channel then retire off the subs after a decade.

I do, but it involves Simon Weston and this isn't the time for it tbqhwy.

But then nobody would have anything to talk about?

Why would you do that when it's a rented facility and you're looking to move out?

Again, the clubs owners never drove Dens into the ground. They done the bare minimum (at hefty expense) to a rented property whilst attempting to move out. The previous owner(s) let it get to this state.

How do you 'suitably place' a crematorium? It's right next to Birkie, where people go to die - or for a steak pie. Imagine how much money that fucking place will make off this, BTW.

Looks like some 8 year old is discovering photoshop.

Best two places I ever played was Reading Rooms and Es Paradis.

I'll cancel on call and attend if the bottom I'd promised.

Minesweepin' is the ultimate fun bar game.

@Hendo having a nightmare, again. @Sonam having one he'll of a hangover the day.

Some of the stuff you see posted on here man. Fucksake.

A mate of mine bought a Rangey and a big hoose in an affluent area. His wee brother told me he was eye ball debted pre purchases and then covid hit. Tried to raffle off his motor at £1k a number. Christ knows how it went, he got deleted.

Aye, supermarket chicken is a great deal but standard of it is a bit meh. I used to get 5kg for like £30 from Brakes but my guy got sacked. Possibly for stealing chicken.

Bel's butchers the day. Prices have shot up since last time but still a mighty fine BBQ pulled pork peh and a steak n gravy bridie. £66 for 5kg of chicken breast is a scary scenario though.

Happy Thatcher's dead day x.

I am now not very hopeful this will go ahead, tbh.