Derry Alli
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6 hours ago, peebles_Dee said:
Beck is a big loss I reckon but if we get 5th I reckon we will see him back on a short term loan. Europe qualification will give us access to high quality loans.
No chance. He'll be off the English championship next season at least.
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Samsung's are shite. Avoid.
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Used to love being a wee laddie going to the snooker on a Friday night and sharking the old boys out of cash games and getting the late night bus home with a kebab. Always got a laugh with the pished folk wanting a bit.
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On 03/04/2024 at 20:32, scottsdad said:
The school my daughter goes to, they call the teachers Sir and Miss.
Weirdos.
Used to do that when I was at school, only the ones I respected right enough.
Was playing in the school cup and the jani was one of the coaches. Praised me and I said "cheers, sir". Poor cúnt nearly started crying saying nobody had ever called him sir.
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10 minutes ago, NFL12 said:
So this is true then?
Paul McGowan walking hand in hand with his care in the community Dundee United fan
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2 hours ago, GordonS said:
which is named after Arasuio, a local Celtic water god.
Which as also funny. As Celtic fans and water don't meet ever.
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4 hours ago, houston_bud said:
Whats a lunchtime reflection? Is it just a detention with a slightly more positive slant on the word? Or is it something different?
They put your food in a mirror and you're not allowed to eat it.
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14 hours ago, RawB93 said:
What’s the opposite of invincible?
Danny Deid.
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15 hours ago, scottsdad said:
Even better. A Vauxhall Crossland.
Should have got the Crossland X.
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36 minutes ago, RawB93 said:
Maybe our pitch would be better if the establishment wasn’t out to get us.
Sad, really.It's the price we pay for having big swingin' dicks, unfortunately.
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1 hour ago, The Moonster said:
Half my family is from Dundee, definitely teuchters.
Ootside, now.
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I have a bag of clothing that I wore to Ibiza (18 years ago) that I cherish dearly - and due to weight loss it all fits me again. Some of it will reintroduced to my attire, some I wouldn't get away with as a 36 year old man.
The corduroy Armani overshirt and the MHI live your life t-shirt being the two main examples at both ends of the spectrum.
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On 21/04/2024 at 21:44, RawB93 said:
Vázquez' celebration of slapping his arm like he was trying to find a vein was hilarious and unexpected. Are there rumours he's on the gear? I hope that's added to FIFA
I'd just spam the actual shite out it if it was. Sweaties galore just chasing the dragon in my opponents face. The thoughts that dreams are made from. Get it done, EA.
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9 hours ago, PogoStick said:
House for sale; not sure who the owner supports…
Sad thing is, from the outside it is a lovely looking home.
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4 hours ago, BFTD said:
Has Sandy always been rabid
Yes.
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19 minutes ago, Coventry Saint said:
Which one?
Greenock Morten.
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9 minutes ago, Coventry Saint said:It's not exactly the same as what you're asking, but Dundee FC haven't won the Scottish Cup since 1910 (Nineteen-Ten). That's an astonishing 114 years.
It is. To bring it back to league chat (as was the OP's main target) its almost as bad as the fact a club like St Mirren has never won the top flight title.
Like - as in - not even one time. In almost 150 years.
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Convincingly, too.
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12 hours ago, DA Baracus said:
What is mortadella?
Revolting.
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8 hours ago, Don Diego De la Vega said:
Is a clarkies fudge doughnut better than a pieBob's fudge covered fudge doughnut?
I still have flashbacks to buying one of those pie bobs monstrosities.
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Walking around Asda yesterday. Wee old woman looking around confused. Asked her what was up she said it was more a woman problem, son. Made my apologies and left. She then asked the next woman walking by what Chimichurri is. She had no idea, I butted back in and told her.
Things went a bit mental. She started by saying "never did eh hink a guy wid ken.. Ehm a Catholic right and ehv bought tickets fer a Mexican night right"
From looking all innocent and dazed to somewhat lunatic in a few minuted culminating in her saying "eh wis going to put it on my sandwich but only cos eh like that sang ken, chim chimminy chim chimminy choo" and dancing about the aisle.
God bless the Catholics.
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3 hours ago, Glen Scotia said:
I'm a middle aged man
Depends what scheme yer fae?
So what yi fae then??
YWSR, cunto.
SpoilerUnless you're from Lochee or Dryburgh. Those men have thicker skulls and I like my knuckles.
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53 minutes ago, pozbaird said:
-1 / 10. Must. Try. Harder.
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Just now, pozbaird said:
I strongly disagree. Come on tae’ fcuk… Old Firm kunts never do what you want the odd time you actually want them to administer the regulation pumping.
Needs must, needs must.
Why would a St Mirren fan need a Celtic team to wi... oh, never mind.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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I'm siding with the drivers in front due to your incessant use of 'asshole', tbh.