Derry Alli

He's not sensible in the slightest. He's somebody who apparently has nothing to do with it and has just tampered with evidence and launched it over a wall. I'm not sure lobbing a chainsaw over a wall while a guy has 3 polis (at the time) battering his cùnt in is "isolating thr weapon".

Bert camouflages well into his castle. Dangerous Bert.

Wait until you find out the level of vetting I got up to for the MOD and Polis. Worrying like, ken?

@scottsdad, looks like budgets have been cut on the new Star Trek mate.

I like the ones where he just dices everything up into wee squares and puts it in an Asda panini.

Should have just stated in the Championship. Win more than you lose, games against Queens Park.

Thanks for that. Bugger.

Been sat watching documentaries most of today. Walter Smith one on now and seeing Davie Dodds in a lot of the clips. It's pretty surreal I see him in most of the dive pubs I drink in.

Montrose website has both games at Links Park. Tuesday and Saturday. I wont make Tuesday, which leg is in Montrose?

There's a woman who works for the firie's and she's a boot. She works on reception but acts like you need the highest level of MI5 security clearance to get on site. I have the codes to every door in the building but she's always got a million questions - anyway, "some weather the day, eh?" makes lines of questioning deteriorate and I'm suddenly not a bomb carrying national security thereat but someone she's known her whole life who she offers a cuppa to. Every single time.

@Melanius Mullarkey, get this lot telt.

You boys punted posters about a 'memorable' qualifier. It was just a shame that memorable qualifier ended up in something like a 7 goal deficit.

Don't be so hasty. It's still ongoing and there's a little over 5hrs of the day to go..

I liked them when Tree House posted them. If they look like that out the box then they will not be getting purchased.

I would like to butcher Andrea Brymer and have her call me daddy.

Save money on hookers, you'll never get it up after the cocaine. Spend the savings on more cocaine.

I'm against caps being worn with the peaks flat. Understand it was the 80's and it was the fashion but 'woo' .. WTF. Looking happy in the photo, Philps. Good to see!

Harry Gows is shit.

Easy to say that when you done a runner to Thailand no long after I was born.

Reminds me of me and a mate getting pished and ordering catalogues to random houses around our scheme from whatever random sites we could find. Mr. Smellae Persun was a personal highlight. I was about 14.

That's quite the let off. I'd be looking to batter the arse aff her.

What dates are the final played on?

Better hope his old man doesn't read this.