Derry Alli

I pulled your name into it because I thought just leaving the two other mentioned wasn't enough grenade potential. Don't take it personally, generally a decent poster but I'm Cinch'n the topic up. His name was Sebu. He was a lovely man. Like many nomads he was attracted to the warm embrace of the Derry and we remember him by keeping his sign off alive. #JeSuisSebu. Thank you. As I said, stupid, poisonous and hate filled.

I try my best.

I'm pretty certain the whole Scotia/ShedFTD/ArabRUs is all the same boy. Certainly the last two accounts. You have to be stupid to support such a horrible, diseased to the core, poisonous club like Dundee United - and even accounting for extreme stupidity, I doubt two humans can be as bad as those. It simply has to be one person.

Sounds not bad. Any NY transport videos I see quoted or spoken about on Twitter, they're usually JuanKeane.

What about Kilmarnock and Fraserburgh?

Pubs aren't places for kids. Unless they get the rounds in.

Times are hard mate. Big chemist in Stobbie shut down. The Swan cannae get his methadone.

I forgot to mention this last week buy a guy I work with got a substantial tax rebate a month or so ago then last week got two letters saying he was due them money now, £500 more than the rebate. He was on hold to HMRC most of Friday basically screaming g his N.I number at his phone getting the "sorry, I didn't quite catch that" back. He's from Cornwall, so it's not just Scottish boys they don't understand.

As its on telly and you've nothing to play for, can you put Lee Ashcroft up front and let me thoroughly enjoy my first Friday night in theo pub immensely?

Bruce and Pallister aren't as good as Van Dijk. It's not because of the era they played in, its because they aren't as good as him. Silly sossij. Love to see things like this. It probably only comes in once in a lifetime for the punter - who will more than likely spend about £24k on daft £5 accumulators but right now, he's Milhouse.

It's the first time I've seen that photo but questions have to be asked why the offer of employment wasn't withdrawn after he walked in wearing that jumper.

Absolutely terrific. Boy goes to Dingwall goes on about what there is to do, how small a village etc and doesn't realise he's standing right outside Wimpy. A fucking wimpy, min.

Ashley Cole, Patrice Evra and Dennis Irwin. Very simple, really.