Derry Alli

Depends what scheme yer fae? So what yi fae then?? YWSR, cunto.

Why would a St Mirren fan need a Celtic team to wi... oh, never mind.

Good start to the day for the bold boys of Old Aberdeen. God bless the new manager bounce.

Just popping busy to say HP fruity or if available - as it's rarer than hens teeth - Branston sauce.

Wee visit to Clarkies the day. £6.10 for a polony roll and a fudge doughnut.. getting pretty scandalous now.

Wut. If anything, needs more butter.

It's Ayrshire, tbf.

Please do not ever use this term again. Thank you.

I have absolutely no idea how the glass closest your body is balancing. I idiot want to know, I wa t to burn you at the stake for witchcraft.

It's at the point now where inconsistencies are the gripe - not the actual act. Personally, I'm now saying every single hand ambala is a penalty.

He's from Cornwall way. He's basically 75% of the way there already tbf.

A boy from the Army recently joined my work as a trainee. He's a sound lad but he's a little work shy, shall we say. Today I discovered that he isn't actually work shy at all. He just needs told what, when, where and why. He rarely asks questions or looks I terested but you push him into it and tell him why it's done and how and he's basically one of the best set of hands I've had in my years of labourers/trainees. It's fucking wild what the Army does to folk. I was told a few weeks back he asks to week with me because it's boring with others. I thought I made it a laugh and enjoyable. Maybe he just likes getting told what to do.

Like the futba should be.

Feels wrong giving this a greenie. Hope you're all keeping up good mate.

Big announcement coming out of Dens at the end of the month.

You can take the blame for the fuckup at work the day then.

I pulled your name into it because I thought just leaving the two other mentioned wasn't enough grenade potential. Don't take it personally, generally a decent poster but I'm Cinch'n the topic up. His name was Sebu. He was a lovely man. Like many nomads he was attracted to the warm embrace of the Derry and we remember him by keeping his sign off alive. #JeSuisSebu. Thank you. As I said, stupid, poisonous and hate filled.

I try my best.

I'm pretty certain the whole Scotia/ShedFTD/ArabRUs is all the same boy. Certainly the last two accounts. You have to be stupid to support such a horrible, diseased to the core, poisonous club like Dundee United - and even accounting for extreme stupidity, I doubt two humans can be as bad as those. It simply has to be one person.

Sounds not bad. Any NY transport videos I see quoted or spoken about on Twitter, they're usually JuanKeane.

What about Kilmarnock and Fraserburgh?

Pubs aren't places for kids. Unless they get the rounds in.