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Derry Alli

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  1. Sufficiently heating your test jab to a sufficient level that upon injecting it doesn't crystalize and form a phallus shaped mound on yer arsecheek.
  2. Chucking a six figure salary for half an hours extra work. Got to feel sorry for the guy.
  3. You could stop going to St Andrews pre match and have your meals in Tony's diner up St Salvador St.
  4. Who ever would have guessed Harvey Elliot is the spawn of a mad racist mother. Certainly not me.
  5. It's a shutdown in there just now is it not - you having to grade the crete?
  6. No. Journalists should not be bias nor push an agenda.
  7. Baldovie incinerator. Edit : oh fuçk right off
  8. Their blood and tears have left Dens waterlogged and unplayable. The club asked him to stop for a month.
  9. I was over with a mate at the tail end of last year and she picked up a jumper and said it was nice and would suit me. It was £370. I cant remember who made it but it was one of the made in St Andrews lot. They're lucky the butchery place is decent or their economy would burn to the ground, IMO.
  10. It will be wonderful, wonderful viewing as their quadruple Klopp final season ends in diddly squat.
  11. He's a very decent one. He was a prodigy who signed up with De La Hoya and has clearly been fed one too many biscuits and is now completely mental.
  12. @tree house tam 8n the front, myself in the back. Just like our last threesome. Also; you're welcome @RandomGuy. (For the eyesight, not the threesome.).
  13. Dependant on how outraged I can twist a poster on this site today by 3pm, I may indulge in all.
  14. Oh look, just another thing to add to the list of things Perth tried to do but ultimately, Dundee having to step in and take charge again. Fucksakes.
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