Derry Alli

Samsung's are shite. Avoid.

Used to love being a wee laddie going to the snooker on a Friday night and sharking the old boys out of cash games and getting the late night bus home with a kebab. Always got a laugh with the pished folk wanting a bit.

Used to do that when I was at school, only the ones I respected right enough. Was playing in the school cup and the jani was one of the coaches. Praised me and I said "cheers, sir". Poor cúnt nearly started crying saying nobody had ever called him sir.

Paul McGowan walking hand in hand with his care in the community Dundee United fan

Which as also funny. As Celtic fans and water don't meet ever.

They put your food in a mirror and you're not allowed to eat it.

Danny Deid.

Should have got the Crossland X.

It's the price we pay for having big swingin' dicks, unfortunately.

Ootside, now.

I have a bag of clothing that I wore to Ibiza (18 years ago) that I cherish dearly - and due to weight loss it all fits me again. Some of it will reintroduced to my attire, some I wouldn't get away with as a 36 year old man. The corduroy Armani overshirt and the MHI live your life t-shirt being the two main examples at both ends of the spectrum.

I'd just spam the actual shite out it if it was. Sweaties galore just chasing the dragon in my opponents face. The thoughts that dreams are made from. Get it done, EA.

Sad thing is, from the outside it is a lovely looking home.

Yes.

Greenock Morten.

It is. To bring it back to league chat (as was the OP's main target) its almost as bad as the fact a club like St Mirren has never won the top flight title. Like - as in - not even one time. In almost 150 years.

Convincingly, too.

Revolting.

I still have flashbacks to buying one of those pie bobs monstrosities.

Walking around Asda yesterday. Wee old woman looking around confused. Asked her what was up she said it was more a woman problem, son. Made my apologies and left. She then asked the next woman walking by what Chimichurri is. She had no idea, I butted back in and told her. Things went a bit mental. She started by saying "never did eh hink a guy wid ken.. Ehm a Catholic right and ehv bought tickets fer a Mexican night right" From looking all innocent and dazed to somewhat lunatic in a few minuted culminating in her saying "eh wis going to put it on my sandwich but only cos eh like that sang ken, chim chimminy chim chimminy choo" and dancing about the aisle. God bless the Catholics.

Depends what scheme yer fae? So what yi fae then?? YWSR, cunto.

Why would a St Mirren fan need a Celtic team to wi... oh, never mind.

Good start to the day for the bold boys of Old Aberdeen. God bless the new manager bounce.

Just popping busy to say HP fruity or if available - as it's rarer than hens teeth - Branston sauce.