Dan Steele

If I posted a pic, which I do/don't have, it would go against Hedgecutter's strict instructions not to reveal true answers...

1) I've interviewed Steve Hackett for a music magazine. 2) Clint Eastwood and Diana Krall shared puddings with me and Mrs SL in a Carmel restaurant. 3) I spent a flight from Athens to London sitting beside Paul Mason and we talked about Northern Soul for most of the journey. 4) My sand carving of a mermaid took second prize in a Devon sand carving competition.

Turned the doorbell off? The doorbell. Off. Good grief.

Or by electronic transfer on an iPhone.

If they guarantee the weans will wear the gown and hat, walk across the stage to collect their diploma, and are videoed jumping and throwing the hats in the air, I'll sign the petition.* *No I won't. What a nonsense.

Won't have a bad word said about Robert Palmer. The covers he cut are of some of the best songs written, worked with top musicians and Sneakin' Sally (check the musicians on that album) and Pressure Drop are two of the very finest albums. Well, I think so, anyway.

That's very sad news. One of the good guys.

Should this not be in the Facts You Made Up thread?

I' m not surprised to see Nditi move. A classy player and far too good for L2 football. I hope he gets a good run with a Championship team.

Superb stuff! Glad you're back on top form.

Average White Band's cover of Walk on By beats the original. And any other version, including the one by Isaac Hayes.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

That joined a football forum just to tell us. And hasn't as yet posted on a football thread despite joining a football forum because it's "ages since I used a messageboard quite like this. The upcoming Euros have given me the bug" Also, Thorongil is an alias name in Lord of the Rings.

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Cut yourself some slack, it's Friday afternoon. Get back to the TV, open a beer and enjoy.

For the same reason I don't check your hairdryer is at the right temperature or you have enough lipstick in your bag. Your stuff, your job is probably the wrong answer.

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"Kinda munney ye kin only dreem aboot"

Is far-right activist Tommy Robinson still a member after Toby Young saying he would be welcomed to join?

Carole King - Tapestry Van Morrison - Astral Weeks Bruce Springsteen - The Wild, The Innocent... Declan O'Rourke - Big Bad Beautiful World Prefab Sprout - Steve McQueen (Like any of my musical favourites list, this would most likely be very different tomorrow)

Ah, fine, that makes sense

I've heard this about blue envelopes and a generation of smartphone users quite a lot and I can't quite follow that reasoning. Why would getting a letter be a problem? Unless there's a huge percentage of us trying to open them with both thumbs.

I'm sure it is but I just thought calling a wee biscuit after an empire was daft. Probably not any dafter than a Garibaldi or a Penguin, right enough.

This Hullit sign for Chelsea again?