Dan Steele

Oh oh, that's suspicious. I'd be checking the brakes regularly, Shandon. Especially if Mrs Par has decided to learn Polish during lockdown.

Clearly time to start a window cleaner Wednesday. 8pm, bang a bucket and wave a chamois.

Maneater? I can't go for that, Bigfoot's vegetarian.

Unless you've missed the media coverage of tens of thousands of people emailing their MPs about the Cummings debacle, when you've been out in the sun celebrating your latest lump sum payout.

I love books. This is one of three book cases.

Six?

It came out May 22nd. Think the next issue could likely be a Dom Summer Special.

From the current Private Eye

Very untidy - that's no way to treat books, ICTChris. Nice to see a couple of Iain Banks and Toni Morrison books, though. Missing book - The Churchill Factor by Boris Johnson.

Where's the pub, mate?

Not even a good recipe book?

But a weight on the shoulders of the pallbearers.

Wife was on a zoom chat with some friends for ages earlier (long enough for me to have three beers, anyway). Then because she forgot to mention some amazing bit of information, she phoned one of them. Cue another beer and a shake of the head.

Hot gossip?

Some place that Tennessee.

Wrong type of bait. They don't like cooked eggs and beer.

He's come up with a howler on Covid thread. Cummings-esque in its misreading of how people are reacting to the episode.

That reply is worth a greenie for the total conviction of telling us the height alone. Well played.

Should've gone out for a 30 mile drive to test the eyes before reading.

That's why they didn't hang around Bonnybridge, then. Well, that and being frightened when meeting the locals.

Anyone who has lost a friend or relative and been unable to visit them as they were dying or attend a funeral because they have a moral compass and did follow the rules will be absolutely livid at this dissembling, pathetic little man who believes he's done no wrong.

A propaganda minister that can't make you believe what he's saying is really not that very good, is he?

Absolutely - I hope this is an Omnibus edition.

D'ye think he might be thinking this wasn't such a good idea after all?