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I had a routine follow-up scan a few weeks ago and in simple footballing terms this is what ensued... The referee studied the pitchside screen, saw nothing wrong, and with a few reassuring words waved play on. However, the standside radiographer waved his flag indicating he had seen a possible enfringement in the box. As a result the referee called in VAR to check. As you know, getting a VAR decision takes a very long time, so I'm in a very long queue waiting for the video ref to take out his camera and look to see if there has been an offence up the tunnel. Some time next year. Meanwhile developing symptoms and a Faecal Immunochemical Test suggest that I may be looking at a penalty. So the GP is trying to help me jump the queue. Or, to put things differently, as Rory Gallagher once sang...
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Genuine reason to be cheerful. He's just 14, but with practise and your TorodeandWallace-like encouragement he'll soon discover that being a decent cook is the real babe magnet. No flash car needed. Wish I'd known that as a teenager.
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Are you left or right-handed?
House Bartender replied to Richey Edwards's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Right handed, two left feet (and no, not big team found) -
See also tonight's Aberdeen v The Rangers thread. Duk v The Orange. But that looks good. Good luck to the bairn from here on!
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Eduardo Galeano's "Football in Sun and Shadow". A mini history of football from the viewpoint of a Uruguayan writer and fitba fanatic. Coming from a South American perspective it's way way different from the European view and all the better for that. The translation seems to leave a bit to be desired but worth a go. Written in 1995 but with an "Extra time" section taking things up to 2010. There's lots of politics here ( the guy was in exile for years ) and a distinct distaste for FIFA, commercialism, history's bad guys and above all racism. Built of lots of wee sections and focusing around World Cups, he describes individual goals, pencil portraits of players, wee stories and the beautiful game in all it's glory and disgraces. For the 1930 WC "Third pace went to the United States which had among it's players several recent Scottish immigrants". On Pele : "When he executed a free kick, his opponents in the wall wanted to turn around to face the net, so as not to miss the goal". At the 1978 WC (remember that?) "General Videla pinned a medal on Havelange during the opening ceremonies... A few steps away, Argentina's Auchwitz, the torture and extermination camp, was operating at full speed. A few miles beyond that, prisoners were being thrown alive from aeroplanes into the sea." "Goal by Gemmill" "Scottish player Archie Gemmill got the ball from his countryman Hartford and kindly ask the Dutch to dance to the tune of a lone bagpiper. Wildschut was the first to fall, his head spinning, at Gemmill's feet. Then Gemmill left Suurbier reeling in the dust. Krol had it worse; Gemmill put it between his legs. And when the keeper Jongbloed came at him, the Scot lobbed the ball over his head". The fate of the 1942 Dynamo Kiev team after beating the occupying Germans and other tales are pretty shocking., but plenty uplifting too.
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Been there, done that, had the whinging users and kickings. So well done - not excessive downtime. Hopefully posters can now stick Kenneth William up again.
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Best bit of that is watching long shot of them driving north ; cut to inside the car and they're driving south ; then cut back to external of them driving north. And it appears to be the road to everywhere. Unless they always stop off at the Inversnecky.
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Things that annoy or delight you on the telly right now
House Bartender replied to welshbairn's topic in TV and Film Forum
Be fair. It's not nearly as good as you describe. -
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
House Bartender replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Australians? And you'd need damn good eyesight (or be a dachshund) to read the small print relating to the * and ** * Crisp packets cannot be opened at the top of the bag. ** Fresh Fruit is available as tomato ketchup on the bleugh looking toastie. -
Sportsound Watch
House Bartender replied to ScotlandThomas's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
Switched on... heard the inevitable topic...switched off. But caught Dorrans saying "...I think that is my opinion". -
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
House Bartender replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Satan's Minions (2012 Ltd)? -
Things you want to share with P&B
House Bartender replied to Ad Lib's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Looks like your diagnosis of them is better than their's of you.