EdiBrain

This makes no sense , Falkirk fans are universally stupid & should have no place in the running of the club. Bonkers ! And I’ve stated over & over again Margaret is an UNPAID volunteer (and she knows business) , these two are just volunteers - just how much are they expecting to cream out the club? Blazers Bonkers !

I firmly believe for 10 quid a month I should have a major say in the running of the club & it should not be left to some “elected” individual drunk with power to go crazy with my investment. In fact once my tenner clears the bank the club should consult me on everything & I would start off by terminating the contract of O’Hara therefore instantly saving us from relegation. #hero #neverwrong

O’Hara has scored 3 goals in 67,857,201 seconds , & nearly a whole month of playing time without touching the ball. If he is not jettisoned immediately from the club we will be relegated for sure. Bonkers.

Remember my prediction of European football soon? Well it’s very much on. Unless we sign Nelson (& play O’Hara) of course as we’d be relegated for sure.

Ray gives debuts to Flynn , Hornby , Benedictus & Kiltie #ITK #neverbeenwrongyet

Have I ever mentioned that O’Hara has scored 3 goals in 77 appearances ? I love Margaret , she’s an unpaid volunteer you know.

Sorry , it seems we were just looking at flights for him. He’s not gone But I’m still right as I said a defender would leave this window #ITK

I can confirm that Robson has gone

Ladies & Gentlemen , I can confirm the signing of....... RYAN FLYNN ! #neverbeenwrong #ITK #massivesurprises

Far be it from me to put myself in the limelight but it was me! I have been at the club all week sitting on Aaron Muirhead’s knee watching Abdul train. I tried to give you all clues but you are all just stupid Falkirk fans - I mean it’s not hard to work out Abdul Osman is an anagram of Greg Kiltie. I can also confirm Ray might definitely perhaps bring in another 15 players including someone who might have played at the World Cup in my opinion - however the transfer window is a very watery liquidy process and this might totally change but I will still be right regardless. Margaret came back without the biscuits , but her hearts in the right place & she’s a volunteer after all. #ITK

You are in for some massive , massive , MASSIVE surprises ! I’m sitting with Ray right now as we flick through LinkedIn. There is easily 8-9 on there well capable & far better than Robson or Rudden. Craig Campbell is making the tea , and Margaret , an unpaid volunteer & top lawyer , has been sent for biscuits.

My surprises will even be a surprise to Ray , that’s how surprising they are . Prepare to be surprised on a nuclear scale. #ITK #surprises

To answer your question Margaret says the banner was the work of fascist racist keyboard warriors who are too thick to buy shares

I can confirm I was speaking to a cleaner from the SFA who plays darts with someone (high up) in the SPFL who says our McKinnon case appeal will be successful. Our new defence of the fact that Margaret is a great lawyer & would not make such a huge error will be enough for them. Lots of surprises coming which will surprise you , I know you don’t , you’re thick !

I do respond , I’m 100% right as I’m seriously ITK. There will be some/many/loads of surprises real soon , you’ll be so so surprised just wait and see ! They could well involve a window , our manager & players but I can’t say anymore. The academy was costing 2M a year , Margaret told me , sorry no it was 3M . No point any way coz the U19s are costing us another million even though they don’t exist. Falkirk fans are thick and should be no where near the boardroom, leave it to those with their best interests at heart - this shares issue will get 100 fans buying in , no sorry 200 , no 250 max! I am as we speak drafting an email to Craig101 & once Margaret tells me what to write I will send it. Now piss off the lot of you !