kennie makevin

All Old Firms fan guilty by association. You don't like sectarianism ? Don't support football clubs that profit and thrive from it. It really is that simple .

In what sense is he wrong ? Anyone who loves the Scottish national teams and wants them to win and who isn't overwhelmed by fatalism really hasn't been paying attention.

Your support. Your shame. Accept it.

The Doll. ......"You four eyed f**k and you fat piece of shit, get me the head !"

We're turning over to 'Wheel of Fortune'

f**k off Wales..... you're not even a proper country.

Tommy Orpington's a good shout

'Fitba' is a McGlashenesque affectation which basically says 'I am Scottier than thou' . The equivalent of calling 'windows' 'windies' ...

Scots who call football 'fitba' are our equivalent of those English people who call football 'footy'.

Why would Aberdeen want to be utterly humiliated in Europe ?

He's not Ringo !!

Is it true that Celtic give some of their players 'Green Brigade Names' in a similar vein to 'Confirmation Names' ? I heard that 'Mikey Johnston' was actually born 'Robert Talbot' but had a name that slightly echoed Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone foisted upon him by Peter Lawwell. Sounds unlikely if not utterly false but they are a club like no other so maybe, just maybe.

The golden days of Frank Muir & Patrick Campbell on 'Call My Bluff'.

Guardiola & Klopp working together couldn't win the title in Scotland for a non Old Firm club. And that is far more of an issue and concern than who the next manager of Aberdeen may be.

If you have to drive your child to school in a car you should have it (and the car) taken off you

Do they also shut up screaming kids ? Summer's shite blinds or no blinds.

Getting where ? Unable to sleep cos it's still light at 11pm and light again at 4am ? Not for me, Clive.

And we still couldn't get out of the group. Though I would suggest that man for man the squad that didn't even qualify for '66 was superior.

Jock Stein's retreat from Milan.

No you didn't...look it up.

Yep, I thought that's what I wrote ?

Pedentary I know but Canadians(and indeed Mexicans) are as American as people in the United States in the same way that Italians are as European as Germans. America is two continents not one country. But certainly Nova Scotians should know how to pronounce Mackay.

For years my favourite line from Bob Dylan's 'Visions of Johanna' was, "She's delicate and seems like Vermeer", which I still think is a much better image than "seems like the mirror".

Yes but he was out of step because he had been decapitated in a car crash three years earlier. So there you go.

No domestic competitive club football between May 15th & August 15th is the way forward. The summer months are for Wimbledon Tennis, Open Golf, Test Cricket, Euros & World Cup Finals & Secterian marches. We all need a break from the high octane thrill that is Scottish football (or indeed 'fitba').