kennie makevin

Is faecal incontinence such a blight in Dundee that specific defensive trousers are a necessary social requirement ? Where can I get a pair in the Central Belt ?

Not inevitable at all. It was Liverpool fans charging Juventus fans resulting in a fatal crush. At the very least manslaughter. The stadium didn't kill those Italians, UEFA and their ticketing allocation didn't kill those Italians, the Belgian police didn't kill those Italians. The actions of Liverpool supporters killed those Italians. Why is that responsibility so hard to accept ?

Scottish football would benefit, unless of course you consider the current top flight crock of shite to be acceptable ?

Jane Lewis doesn't believe The Misogynist 'meant to offend' when he spoke to her in an offensive, patronising and sexist manner. Straight out of the Chic Young 'treat me mean and keep me keen' handbook for Scottish football 'journalists' when dealing with Old Firm manager asreholery. Sad.

I would imagine the mighty misogynist would have the wherewithal to inspire the downtrodden ones to a famous victory....mon the hoops !

George Bowie AKA 'The Shouting Discspinner', AKA 'Tiger Dim', AKA 'Senor Nobody'...

His European record would suggest otherwise.

Correct. They are the only obvious correct answer and they are indeed one and the same hideous entity. I can't understand why it's even up for debate.

And to be clear, do they play each other four times a season. ?

I just remember him being given pelters, as they say, at Parkhead circa 69/70. As a little boy in my Celtic tammy I thought he must be not nice, as an adult with all Celtic regalia long since binned I think he must have wonderful .

Closing the stable door to stop the horse getting back in.......?

Jim Henry -Dundee Utd.

Joe Hart....for the peerless Pirlo penalty alone you are Head & Shoulders above all Celtic goalkeepers since Evan Williams. Enjoy your retirement, young man.

Or the lack of opportunity to flash his penis on primetime TV 'fir the banter' ?

Wait till you hear what Sky tell you about 'derby day in Glasgow' !

I doubt that. Ryanair are the Old Firm of the aviation industry. Happy to tolerate any kind of vermin type behaviour from their 'customers' as long as the money keeps rolling in.

Exactly this. This idea that the most boring and predictable sporting competition on the planet is somehow chock-full of 'big games' is the real nonsense. Four games a season does not work. If it did everyone would do it.

.....and Pete Best

The original swashbuckling Celt of the 60's I hope and not the penis flashing half-wit fake who stole his nickname.

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Considering that for all intents and purposes Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic are the same club you'd have to say no.

I'm well aware that The Guardian isn't all that bothered with Scotland my concern would be what if neither is Tierney.

Interesting that with the Euros only months away that article makes absolutely no mention of Scotland.

They made him watch Baseball ? They insisted the English Premier League was actually a really exciting brand of football ? They reluctantly concluded that, based on current form and historical precedent, it was highly unlikely that Scotland would qualify from their group at Euro 2024 ? They no platformed him ?

Two men most associated with industrial strength, if highly uncreative, swearing. Bad , bad, bad Thistle !