Ross

My 1st #ff : @MrAndrewCotter @bestforkie @pamps_ @nutzyboy @malkym9 @LeeMcKenzieF1 @boyd1406 @F_Molinari @Jennifalconer @kenny1869

means no disrespect to Bin Men, but I was not employed to be one. . .

Thinks that @GuinnessIreland have ballsupped their FanFinder comp! #FAIL!

Met Max Evans at #Murrayfield yesterday in the last #SixNations game http://twitpic.com/4bk7qo

is hoping to see a Scotland try and Scotland not to be lifting the Wooden Spoon today. . .

#Cheltenham betting over for another year - 3 wins in the last 2 days will do me. Roll on the #National

#Zarkander in the first wins! Covers my bets for the rest of the day. Cheers @HonestFrank

Support Red Nose Day - Honkus, add a #twibbon now! - http://twb.ly/f4eyYW - Create one here - http://twb.ly/f02AU3

Cheeky week long coupon just came in! Cheers Porto! #Smiling

likes how @rioferdy5 doesn't tweet when Wes Brown scores an og!

is taking part in "Sport Your Trainers Day" today. . .

Why can't the media read a set of accounts right. . . .#standard #queensaccounts

is slowly but surely building up the distance in the swimming pool

forgot just how good Ice Age is!

is doubtful of the truth of a BMI test. . .

Is getting my geek on with @ProfBrianCox tonight

's fridge freezer broke which equals jippy belly. . .

The #BSkyB takeover reminds me of Tomorrow Never Dies. #007 to the rescue!

Loves a shock in the #cricketworldcup Well done our Celtic cousins!

's knee does not like curling 6 games in 4 days. . .

set the smoke alarm off with my toast this morning. . .

's umbrella was about as much good as a chocolate tea pot this morning. . .

wonders why ITV always start their Champions League Highlights package with the game they showed live earlier?

#scunnered with work this weather. . .

is wishing the floodlights would fail about now. . .