Cabbage and Hibs

Looks like Uche didn’t get the memo Hearts were a shambles for all 3 goals. Uche, Mitchell and Zibi Zlamal.

Not a surprise given Celtic is our next game and they need the win...

When I was wee, I had a hamster named Rangers and a gerbil named Hibs. The hamster lived in a nice cage, had a wee blue drinking bottle, a stoneware food bowl and a wee wooden wheel that it loved to run around in. The gerbil lived in a different cage as they didn’t like each other. Unfortunately, my parents broke up and my dad had to move out. He got a new house and took the gerbil with him. Same gerbil, same cage, just in a different house. One day I woke up and found the hamster was dead. My mum helped me dispose of it down the toilet. A couple of days later, another hamster appeared in the cage. It still had the nice cage, the wee blue drinking bottle, the same stoneware food bowl and the same little wheel it loved to run around in. But it was a different hamster, because the first one died.

“Can I just pick your brains for a minute?” Probably a request to brainstorm, exchange ideas, or similar. The over imaginative side of me can’t help up be literal and imagine someone savagely picking my brains out like a monkey with nits.