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At least a lot of them will only have 6 months to go come January. With any luck a few will wander off with a couple months in their pocket with a new club lined up. Can but dream.

All right, own up lads. Who pissed in Sheps chips?

We are getting better with each passing week. Not much at a time, but everyone seems to be broadly agreeing about the signs of improvement. What we can't agree on, is what formations or players should be used. Thank f**k it is nothing to do with any of us. Let's just let the staff get on with that sort of thing eh?

Paul Paton has gone from forest choice hiding midfielder to third choice behind Buaben and McGhee in the space of less than a week.

You surely mean pamphlet?

He could probably replace Paton and Owen-Evans, to be fair. Experience and a bit of ability. Hard to see how this is anything other than an upgrade, especially since this is October and the pickings have to be beyond slim by now.

Ie, it's doesn't exist. I'll get me coat.

I've seen a few Alloa fans bemoaning the width of the pitch. Seems they are saying that it's holding them back more this season than it is any of the visiting teams. Does seem a fairly bizarre way to go about things, narrow the pitch then sign wide players that can't then play to their strengths. Almost Falkirk levels of forward planning, that.

Less terrifying than the Partick mascot, though you'd probly not want to shake hands.

I'm fine. Been having a good talk about football today. Nice to see us get a win at last.

Comedy is 2/3 tragedy, and we've had plenty of that so far this season.

I thought it was a horrendously bad article from the BBC. It's a great achievement, but attempting to conflate it with players playing in Serie A and La Liga is desperately poor journalism. It would be a bad article if they had been talking about the Scottish Premiership, never mind the Scottish Championship. Don't get me wrong, Dobbie is some player at this level, but the BBC need better editors before posting thos sort of headlines.

He's the comedy equivalent of a clean Scotrail train.

This has aged well.

Yes. But he seems to have a fear of moving towards the ball. Very strange for a football player.

Does he move? Because if so, he's an upgrade on Haber.

Well done Dundee! Can you take Haber back and send us a random player back in a box? Ta much.

All you are doing is showing yourself to be a thoroughly horrific person. But you be you. I'm here to talk about football. Be as horrible as you wish.

I'm all staunered oot. Seem to have ran out of Stella. To be honest, wasn't expecting that as a result.

Oh, Im sorry sweet buddy. Am I not allowed to respond to a belter that accuses me of something out of nowhere, then goes on a rampage through all of my posts? I'll just sit here and let you do what you want. Since you are obviously the king of the internet. Or, here is a different idea, you can continue to be the tragic little spunk weasel that you are, and the rest of us can continue to talk about football. g'night, spud.

Who are you, who do you think you are talking to, and what has this person allegedly done to you? I've been here a matter of hours and you are behaving like I've kidnapped your pug.. Why are you so aggressive?

My gosh. Someone who has joined a forum to talk about football, is talking about football. How about you stop replying to what I type, then you can take your pills and go to bed? Fucking bizarre individual that you are.

Care to explain that one? Grew up in Glen Village and lived in Hallglen my entire adult life. You're coming across a tad creepy.

Mitchell/Mutch Muirhead Harrison Dallison Brough/Robson McKee McGhee Irving Petra Rudden Lewis. Anything else can get in the fucking sea.

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