KingRocketman II

A wee run in the Hearts team, a call-up for a friendly between now and June, boom - Gordon is on the plane and suddenly our goalkeeping options/back-up to Gunn for the Euros significantly brighter......

Disguises that Inspector Clouseau would dismiss as amateurish and lacking in credibility.

Some boi.

Investigators have not released many details on how they figured out Rossi was at a hospital in Scotland. “We are not going to answer the questions of how we found him, as that would expose investigative techniques,” Utah County Attorney David Leavitt said in a statement after his arrest. “We will respond that we found him through diligent investigative efforts, which we passed on to Interpol authorities, who located him in Scotland.”

you can bet your house that someone who refers to Xmas holidays as the "festive period", also calls Santa "Father Christmas" and quietly refers to toilets as the "loo".

Southern General.

That "obviously" is doing some real post match interview heavy lifting there.

can't imagine him for a second as an MP for 20 odd years being in any way critical of the Government - his own or the Tories - on any issue of substance. Someone said that he has an unhealthy obsession with Princess Diana which seems about right.

high status: getting banned low status: banned posters returning with new user names, denying having been on forum before

Don't understand your big words.....

and whilst we are at, give us the opportunity to bow to the superior intellect who has graced us all with their presence on this forum. I for one feel truly blessed.

one thing worst than an unfunny stand-up comedian, is said comedian discussing and analysing their "art" with other comedians.

the top is photo-shopped....

he is inept but bizarrely highly thought of within refereeing circles. Rangers fan thinks he is biased against them. Celtic fans think he is biased against them. The other 10 teams thinks he is biased in favour of the Old Firm. He is consistent in that regard.

Tories have always been down with your working man and the things the oikes seem to enjoy...

The three specials were meh. In my opinion a mistake to reinsert Tennant and Tate. The last special though much much better than the preceding two - I think they both fall into the whimsical and child-friendly category of quite a few RTD episodes. When he writes darker stuff, it is very very good but of course the Dr Who target audience is a wide spectrum and I completely accept that many of the fanbase lap-up the "timey-wimey" type dialogue/plots.

using a banana as a phone

Aside from the recent spate of corrupt appointments, you have the likes of Ian Botham, Floella Benjamin, Arlene Foster and George Foulkes in there. The only way a second upper chamber has the potential to hold Govt and legislation to account is to take nominations and appointments out of the hands of self serving politicians (of any party).

is/was there not a TAmber who sang something about the wallpaper sticking to the wall? One line - perhaps two. And he sang that incessantly on loop. I recall someone posting about being sat next to him hungover on a 3 hour flight heading back to Scotland whilst he sang that. I think something like that would seriously send me over the edge and randomly and bizarrely, I think about that situation quite often even though I had no experience of it.

£4.20 saved plus 30p on the pishers. Ship had truly come in that day. Should have peered into a couple of random bins to see if any treasures had been prematurely surrendered

you base similarity on appearance rather than taste ?! A Poretti no 4 as smooth and consistent as a Tennents in my humble view....