Mon the Rovers

Good lord, what sort of people do they employ at MGT these days? I may be wrong in thinking you work there by the way, I don't really remember where everyone off P&B works....

Perhaps. But you can't deny that's what the song looks like!

Loony Tunes?

St fucking Johnstone

Well your not doing very well, sat on here, are you? Also, you used 'too' in the wrong context. You were looking for 'to'. Sorry, couldn't resist, I'm feeling rather annoying today

I know that young Duncan, just agreeing with your point in general...

Yep...

I'm bored! Mond you, I'm not at work, so I'm bored doing nothing rather than doing work.

Ouchie!

Same Jeans- The View

What he said.

Oasis- Cigarettes and Alcohol. Seriously, what a song!

Fair enough Came through about 7am on Tuesday morning, the guy was fairly tall, about 50 ish I'd guess, a bit of a beer belly and grey hair. Didn't sound like a typical Weegie when he spoke, but you caught the twang. That's the colleague of yours who is totally incompetent

I was meaning the arsehole who has one of them working in th morning. The manager of something or other And I don't know how you survive work with those morons at the passport bit. Muppet couldn't even scan it

Glasgow Airport baggage handlers Some bright spark thought it'd be a great idea (Kilt? ) to put one, yes one, handler to unload a jumbo bloddy jet. Took me two hours to get my cases, and I was one of the first out

They're in the final FFS! Let them enjoy it as South Africa are going to give them a proper pumping

Congrats! No suffering another shameful Pars show today then......

The heavily pregnant and grumpy wife.....

It almost came up this week. Only Aberdeen, Dundee, Airdrie, Ayr and Brechin didn't win. Oh, and Rangers.

Bloddy Bosnia let me down in midweek. I forgot about my line and just found it there just now. £2 paid £302 as well

I think some the questions they were asking Kate McCann were pretty ridiculous. She said "Maddie's been snatched". She WAS! Unless she can open a door without a key and then wander off without a single person noticing a four year old girl walking about the place on her own.... The real abductor will be pishing him/herself right now, that's the only certainty in this tale.

They've been doing that for the last 125 or so days though

Perhaps, by some freakish coincidence, the McCann's hired the very same hire car that was used by the abductee to transport her body? It'd be one hell of a coicidence, but you never know....

My programme over the last few days- Monday- 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 3pm- Get lunch break 7pm- leave work 8pm- arrive home and start moving furniture 10pm- stop moving furniture 10:15pm- Pregnant wife falls ill, rush to hospital 2am- Get home relieved it's nothing Tuesday 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 3pm- Get lunch break 7pm- leave work 8pm- arrive home and start moving furniture 10pm- stop moving furniture Wednesday 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 3pm- Get lunch break 5pm- Asked to stay on by boss until 7pm again 5:05pm- Tell boss where to go 7pm- arrive at Fir Park 11pm- Get home from Fir Park Thursday 7am- leave for work 8am- arrive at work 1pm- Lunch break at normal time I'm fucking knackered