Crawford

Boys chappie went all the way up into his stomach.

No, that is pretty fucking appalling.

If we are up at half time it's all over.

Is that the doc on notice or am I wetting my knickers too early? Edit - Someone worked that out at 17 points dropped now.

Beating hearts at half time to be 3-2 down is just fucking getting boring.

1-0 the dee

Quiet in here. Comfortable win for the Dee. Mellon brace. By that I mean being snapped in two by these hammer throwing, diving cheats.

4 minutes walk from Dens and my garden is soaking. I'd call it off now for hearts sake. They are getting pumped otherwise.

I would be open to the prospect of a three horse race but to get there we need a two horse race. Might be the spark to inspire more investment in the game. Let's face it, Scottish football is already much cheaper than the alternatives and there is nothing that investors love more than being "early". Scenes when someone buys hearts and the next billionaire buys Edinburgh city.

I think we need to start a campaign to get Yogi back into management. Time after time he has been passed up and I think his confidence has been knocked. Imagine the underdog story of Aberdeen and Yogi rebuilding their reputation to return to..... wherever they were before.

Graeme Ah'me'nee

Careful Ross, you will awake the dormant giant.

1-1!

This isn't KFC cunto. Away back to league one. Shoo shoo.

FTFY

Half time 1-0

They don't use it, they get moaned at. They then use it sarcastically for everything, get moaned at. Rinse repeat.

2 added for injury (VAR)

Two of them fell over at the same time this is a joke now

No, they keep falling over.

Aberdeen have their spaghetti legs on

Ref loving Aberdeen

Penalty for Aberdeen Scored it

Aberdeen fans screaming at their players, players shouting at eachother with arms going everywhere and Dundee aren't even looking that on it. Someone is going off. Guarantee it.