Crawford

Perennial underdogs Celtic.

I'll say it. We're winning this.

Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France?

We definitely tried something against Celtic. Yes it was painful and yes it didn't work, but we went at them and for 5-10 minutes, it scared them. Problem is Celtic changed shape and adapted to the pressure quickly. We didn't and we got punished. I would settle for a shit fest draw.

Allegedly mind. ALLEGEDLY.

We just moved in December. Last place had 1 toilet and like yourself, there were 6 of us. I think that why it's more annoying now than ever before.

Always liked Ross county.

That was tense. Cheery bye.

...... exactly.

We have thrown away multiple 2-0 leads this year. It's something of a tradition actually.

Yaaaassss

Penalty given

3 minute check so far

Just want to point out, the doc wasn't struggling with his coat, his coat was struggling with him.

Fucked now. Doc has his wee white spiral oot. Masteplan incoming.

How are we not already 2 up to this relegation fodder?

Two toilets in the house and yet any time I sit down for a shite you can guarantee someone is at the door saying they really need to go. Aye, go to the fucking moon.

Anyone managed a first guess yet? Don't really want to check all 730 pages.

I'd like to see another Maggie's kit. Thought the pink shirt was a banger and a good local cause. Plenty charities I'd like to see the Dee get behind. Dundee Bairns for example or The Yard.

How long does each of these charts take to put together? Have you been working on this since yesterday afternoon? +10 for the commitment. Also find it funny the charts definitely favour the back row but Kerr is still the worst Dundee player.

bUt BuT bUt FuTuRe qUeEn and something about Diana and body doubles, lizard people and she's actually dead!

Right lads, armed forces circle jerk.

My personal favourite was when a gentleman phoned me, knew me by name and was telling me about a government funded scheme to improve the value of privately owned homes. He offered me a government funded conservatory .... on my top floor council owned flat.

Fair enough. I was using capacity at 7500-8000 figure that was quoted.

Added seats as was required. Only needed about 2000. 4/5 of the way there. Ouch.