Tutankhamen

Prison?

Looks like a lot of good games there.

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One massive hint in there about Covid not being over. Try and get as many games played before any possible winter Covid shutdowns and take the 22/23 season placings from half a season's fixtures. Even a Kennie critic like me can see that.

Those lads at Pollok are always good for a smoke if that's yer thing.

Maybe because the old Juniors club are now in with the big boys?

May i suggest Andy you get some training in before you sample the local Scottish non league alcohol scene. One half bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine and two cans of Tennents Lager to start with. Hopefully you have a back garden or grass area nearby to you're residence. Best to build up over a few sessions. By the end of training you should be able to handle a full bottle of Buckfast and six tins of Tennents Lager plus a couple of joints. Best to rearrange you're home furniture, maybe put the TV in a locked room and give someone the key. Pick a Scottish non league game that attracts a crowd. Keep the picnic drinks concealed on entry to the ground. You don't want piss off some committee man. Go to the shed were the bulk of the home crowd congregate. Don't worry to much about social distancing, three Buckfast bottles apart should be enough. If you feeling uneasy about sharing take paper cups with you. The locals will appreciate that. By the end of the game you should be on first name terms with the six people standing around you. If you do this correctly within several games (at the most) you should have free digs sorted for the next several seasons. Enjoy

Maybe Westerton should have just took over an ex Junior club. Maryhill were crying out for volunteers not that long ago.

I've been to 6 games so far over the last week involving WoSFL teams. 3 of the games were in a public park/cage type set up. Crowds were in the 40/60 bracket. Only once was i asked for track and trace details. Considering it was 99% family and friends any risk looked minimal.

True Any particular reason why it wasn't a goer?

Westerton True of False They have resigned from the WoSFL set up.

The WoSFL will be laughed out the place if they start with that old Junior trick of releasing fixtures in drips and drabs.

f**k the SFA

And the ground/public park they do share is nowhere near the local area they come from.

There will be a name change within the next few years (maybe sooner) and teams north of the Tay will be invited in. You heard it here first.