May i suggest Andy you get some training in before you sample the local Scottish non league alcohol scene.
One half bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine and two cans of Tennents Lager to start with.
Hopefully you have a back garden or grass area nearby to you're residence.
Best to build up over a few sessions.
By the end of training you should be able to handle a full bottle of Buckfast and six tins of Tennents Lager plus a couple of joints.
Best to rearrange you're home furniture, maybe put the TV in a locked room and give someone the key.
Pick a Scottish non league game that attracts a crowd. Keep the picnic drinks concealed on entry to the ground. You don't want piss off some committee man. Go to the shed were the bulk of the home crowd congregate. Don't worry to much about social distancing, three Buckfast bottles apart should be enough. If you feeling uneasy about sharing take paper cups with you. The locals will appreciate that. By the end of the game you should be on first name terms with the six people standing around you.
If you do this correctly within several games (at the most) you should have free digs sorted for the next several seasons.