Buccanarab

Yes, there's almost as many of those types of soil engineers about today as there are those who offer the counter insight of "a burn runs through this side's system so, of course there's going to be drainage issues that are entirely localised to the 100m x 64m area of the pitch in Dens Park".

I wouldnt expect anything less from Fife's second team tbf. You've taken to your 'Rangers of the championship' role this season like a duck takes to water.

Nah, why would they do that?? By saying nothing they've sent the raith fanbase, board (and hopefully players) into complete meltdown. I predict they'll be that drained by their week-long tantrum that they'll no be able to concentrate fully come the 30th. A masterstroke by the utd hierarchy IMHO.

Out of interest, which part of E.T's body were you expecting to picture on a Friday night?

Even if there was a Clough or McLean kicking about there's absolutely no chance they'd be successful. It's immediate success or gtf as far as most fans are concerned so they'd both be out the door after their first season.

Personally I'd be all for some sort of general football register/Council/whatever like you see in other professions. Teachers, doctors, nurses, engineers, accountants etc etc can all be struck off and banned from practicing for those sort of offenses. I see no reason why footballers shouldn't be held to similar standards. It might even have a positive effect on the game if some of the more colourful ( arseholey) players knew they could lose their career and were forced to focus on their football.

Not sure I'd want a player whose sense of direction is so warped they think Dundee and Dingwall are South of Dunfermline anywhere near our back line ever tbh

Pfffft everyone knows the only acceptable dictionary to use is the Oxford English Dictionary.

Where the f**k did you pull that definition from? The encyclopedia for particularly dense children?? Here's a more grown up definition from an age appropriate source. "The term “GULAG” is an acronym for the Soviet bureaucratic institution, Glavnoe Upravlenie ispravitel’no-trudovykh LAGerei(Main Administration of Corrective Labor Camps), that operated the Soviet system of forced labor camps in the Stalin era."

Granny by name granny by nature. Guarantee you think they should bring back national service, the belt and separate buses...

Love it. When you've been completely and utterly exposed as a knob just pretend you've been fishing the entire time.

Yes, as I said if you look at back at his previous jobs you'll see he's clearly not as bad as you want to make out. United have been on the slide since long before he arrived and it's obvious that changing manager every year hasn't worked, isn't working and will continue not to work. But let's say you get your way and he goes. Who's your go to guy that's gonna somehow make us romp the league next season?

Gotta agree with this. When you look at how Csaba did in his previous 2 jobs it's clear he's got at least some semblance of managerial ability. Really can't see the point in binning him, it's not like there's a queue of high calibre candidates kicking about to replace him. We'd prob end up with a Barry Smith if we did. Far better imo to just let laszlo assemble his own squad and get on with it. Unless he resigns Lyng, the he can gtf.