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Good joke. One of those two things happened.

Should've thought to keep it separate from the rest of the paragraph tbh.

I guess this is where I have to emphasise I was taking the piss. Thought you were meant to be good at separating the two.

Well lads, time for the biannual mass emailing of Nelms asking him to resign from the football side of duties? We still have one games' worth of breathing room of 5th, but we are rapidly losing grip of even 2nd. 2 more shit results against Ayr and Dunfermline and we're well and truly more fighting for survival than any attempt at promotion. This was the most important game of the season and from what I'm hearing nobody seemed to even turn up. Something needs to change. Aye, was nice and relaxing. Defo missed all this frustration and anger though tbh.

Just jealous I could sit in complete discomfor-uh, luxury, and avoid that shitshow imo

Should've stayed on the fucking flight forever quite frankly. At least you all missed me.

Well that's me boarding the plane. Hopefully when I get off it I will be greeted with my fellow Dees expressing joy. Mon the Dee!

Just waiting on the official statement I suppose. Need to get depth in this transfer window. That bench is worryingly light.

Same team again. If it ain't broke, why fix it?

Pretty sure it was for a joke tbf

The most boring of 1-0 wins, Dorrans to score and kiss the badge of course.

I'd take him in on a 6-month loan. Do not trust him enough to sign him to a full contract.

Shaun Byrne?

I think Wighton still has potential, not as a striker though. Would a switch to the wing be a worthwhile idea?

We could if McDaid was back for today which I doubt. A lot of our recent goals have came from direct balls pushed on by headers, which are quite quick and catch teams off guard. More of that today please.

I know McPake rates Wighton highly, but unless he converts to a winger type role I just don't see the point.

Goddamnit.

Sitting on the plane without knowing what's going on at Dens will be unbearable... and yet blissful. Not my problem till I touch down.

McPake saying MK Dons haven't contacted him yet regarding a transfer for Dorrans.

For us, McDaid is still out, Nelson almost for sure out with a knock and Josh Todd ill but could be available.

Would likely confirm our new stadium to be built at least.

Per BBC: Dundee manager James McPake say he is not worried by speculation surrounding the future of midfielder Grahams Dorrans. "Am I concerned? No, I have not had a conversation with Graham regarding it, I don't need to," said McPake. Well that's reassuring...

I got the impression from the Dundee thread that you lads were somewhat underwhelmed by Dorrans. Nope, he's pretty vital to our style of play right now. Would be gutted to see him leave this month, but I have a good feeling he won't.