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I disagree. Crawford at right back was by far our worst player.

Faith No More - We care a lot

Haircut 100 - Love plus one

Sun Ra - Space is the place

That's a decent point. That sort of advert would surely put people off the product, cider or otherwise. Even if it was for an over-50 funeral plan.

That Strongbow advert with the two crap bearded singers murdering Electric Dreams makes me want to pan in the telly. What's worse is the punters in the pub actually singing along when in reality if that singing happened they'd get bottled off. And what's it got to do with cider anyway??

Lone Justice - Working late

We relied to a significant level on the 20 - 25 yarders from Dom Thomas and Ross Forbes last year. When both left I posted my fears about the lack of goals for the new season only to be told, by one poster in particular, that finding replacements would be easy enough. We're still waiting. Maybe Saturday will show us that we're wrong to get concerned and the 5-0 victory against Raith will include three 30 yard thunderbolts, an Ibrahimovic style overhead kick and a Maradonna style solo goal. It's ok. I've already made an appointment with my GP.

The Fall - I am Damo Suzuki

REM - What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Pretty sure I know who you mean.... if it happens again fling the acronym HMRC into the conversation and gauge the reaction. I'll get his name soon enough. It was my pal that knew him so I'll drop him a line and find out who this masked marauder really is.

All I know is he's a painter/decorator. Decent bloke until he started talking politics. The table fell very quiet at that point.

Worryingly, yes. I was speaking to a very working class guy in a pub in Dumbarton on Saturday who said of Johnson: " he's the only one that'll get the job done". He also spoke of admiration for Donald Trump and Margaret Thatcher...

Suede - So young

MC5 - Kick out the jams

I suppose I was brought up in a council house... For the record, I don't leave teabags in the sink, but just noticed over the years that some people get significantly annoyed by it. And any food in my sink gets dealt with by the Insinkerator.

Blur - Girls and boys

The Small Faces - Itchycoo Park

So it's the attitude of the perpetrator rather than the challenge of the clean-up operation?? The language used in the two responses to this have compounded my perception that this offence produces a disproportionately angry response. I think I'd take cover in these houses if someone wiped up the dog's piss with the kitchen cloth.

I was right when I said it annoyed some people. I don't get it - when the sink filter catches bits of food that have been washed off the pots no-one bats an eyelid. But when it's a teabag...

This doesn't bother me at all but seems to make other people nearly vomit: used teabags dumped in the sink. Why does that so upset some people?

John Cale - Amsterdam

Pavement - Texas never whispers

Simple Minds - New gold dream

AC/DC - Hell's bells