Doctor Manhattan

I get these occasionally. Most often it's triggered by a sudden bright light, which starts a tiny patch flashing which then grows bigger over the course of the next 5-10 minutes. There seems to be no way to stop that progression once it's started, and no other recourse than to wait for it to pass (which does indeed go quicker if I just shut my eyes.) I'm not complaining, mind you, as this seems to have replaced the agonising and nauseating "normal" migraines I used to get. Haven't had one of those for years now.

Aye, could be a lot worse. Very short on actual specifics, although that's hardly unexpected at this point.

There's a common factor here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Careful, or you'll have some weirdo St Mirren fans along in a minute calling you a big racist.

You'd have more respect for the SFA if they said they'd just flipped a coin!

"disrespectful" is my favourite. Like anybody ever respected these c***s, ever.

Now THAT'S objectification!

Maybe it's my age, but in Motherwell I never heard them referred to as anything else but "school dinners". Also, we had dinner ladies, regardless of the lies peddled by the Simpsons about lunch lady Doris.

The pros and cons of the split have been covered many times before, and as recently as last week on this thread: And, as many times before, it generally morphs into a discussion about league reconstruction.

I instinctively lean towards the "snooker is not a sport" side, but in fairness, pretty much any c**t can put one foot in front of the other but not every c**t can make a 147 break.

Rangers are utter mince. There's every chance Dundee will get a point midweek (rain permitting.)

Haha, fair enough! Just feels like you've been on here for ever. ETA: Just checked, you've got 11 years to my mere 6, although I've been round the sun a few more times than you

Three? No way. You're at the windup, surely?

I'm not surprised that Sportscene pundits don't know the rules, but I expect better from @craigkillie

You can see that the ball is already in motion there, just. Wind it back a fraction of a second and it might be a different story.

Close, but no cigar...

Top six still on, aye?

I hope Caldwell tracks down whoever extended his contract and gives them a medal. FTFM

I hope Caldwell tracks down whoever extended his contract and strangles the c**t with his own intestines.

How's the pitch playing? Any fatalities yet?

Their tweet mentions the referee, whose job it is to make sure a pitch is safely playable - or not. If it's not, that's not the ref's fault.

You might expect this after an exciting/controversial/VAR-ridden encounter with loads of goals and a couple of sending offs, but this one doesn't even kick off until tomorrow (fingers crossed!) The Rangers v Motherwell thread last month ran to 17 pages, but that was after our first Ibrox league win in 27 years, and it also included ten pages of the currants greeting about what they claimed was the worst tackle since Harald Schumacher in 1982.

Zooming in, you could be right there, but if the rain worsens he may well rock up tomorrow with a submariner.

The resolution on this video grab isn't good enough to say exactly what model it is, but pretty sure it isn't a chrono...