Neilly

I'll take my medicine. A temporary ban may be just what I need. Now...does anyone have the knowledge to put a team out or are are you just all going to have a dig at yer auld da'?

I've made a fool of myself. Now let me see your teams. If you have the knowledge.

Yeah, we know we are the bollocks and would have the majority of our players in any starting X1 for team of the year (I'd have had at least two more than the five we had in the official TOTS) but to make things a bit interesting let's have a starting X1 with Darren Jamieson in goals and the ten outfield players made up from every club. You can have your own choice of goalkeeper but if anyone is really having an alternative to DJ then you're a clown basically. I'll be playing a 4-4-2 formation. Auld skool. Jamieson (Ste) Pigniatello (Dum) Buchanan (Ste) Morrison (For) Martyniuk (Bon) Russell (Spa) McCarthy (Pet) Forrest (Str) Healy (EF) Allan (Cly) Golding (Elg) You will struggle to beat that lads. This is only for posters with decent knowledge of the league so will be too much for most but why not give it a bash?

Pound for pound Adam's goal is the best of all time at Ochilview, nevermind just this season!

Clyde 0-2 East Fife Dumbarton 3-1 Elgin Forfar 1-2 Stranraer The Champions 4-0 Bonnyrigg Spartans 1-1 Peterhead

Probably getting ahead of yourself there. It's hardly inconceivable that Clyde lose and Stranraer win next week and the Elgin game will be an irrelevance. I fancy Stranraer to win their last two games against two teams with nothing to play for. Good luck to The Bully Wee.

Bilham and Anderson have been the best players in their position throughout the season I don't think even any opposition fans would debate that. I suppose with it being a players vote both could go under the radar as they are consistently steady as opposed to MOTM every game. I wouldn't be surprised to see both going full time in the next year or so if they can keep up what they have done this season.

The thought of going to Hamilton to watch a bounce game does not appeal so I'll be giving this a miss. Best of luck to The Bully Wee.

Bonnyrigg 2-1 Spartans Clyde 2-1 The Champions Elgin 1-3 Peterhead Forfar 0-2 East Fife Stranraer 2-1 Dumbarton

We will have some professional pride to play for and try and avenge the 6-1 next week but it's as good a fixture as Clyde can hope for at this stage. Jamieson and Wedderburn out for the season and we are off the boil in general. Add in East Fife and Elgin to come and Clyde have essentially 3 games against teams who will be playing for nothing and on their holidays. Not that I'd trust McCall much as he has no idea what his best team is surely they can muster enough against 3 teams which should be on holiday? The Bully Wee.

It felt, and played out like, a training game. DJ will be raging as we were cantering to another clean sheet before losing a really sloppy goal at the end. We dominated most of the play but just couldn't get the second goal. Euan should have killed the game really and I think he would have any other week if it really mattered but was too casual in the execution. He takes that first time and scores every other week. Kyle Jacobs and Ross Taylor were our best players on the day - Taylor in particular was the best player on the park by a distance. Scored a thumping goal on his weak foot and caused a lot of bother all afternoon resulting, as usual when he's on it, a rake of fouls and cautions against him. Jacobs might be worth another year. He's a handy player, really gives it everything and seems a good guy to have about the dressing room.

The Bully Wee.

Proper lump in the throat stuff that. What a man. He did tell me at Jersey Airport in pre-season we would win it and here we are. Give the man the keys to the Wee Bar for life.

I stand by this and Bucky can now go down as the best signing in our history as well as my player of the year. Our captain and leader of this brilliant group of lads.

I'm not sure what is elusive about the win when the league is wrapped up. We have won more games than anyone else in the league - hence we won it. We also have to be looking forward to next season. Why risk our better players getting an injury in dead rubber games? These Highland hammer throwers will be chasing shadows. If Mikey Anderson gets clattered and misses the start of next season I'll be holding you solely responsible.

I'd be giving all the boys who were benched on Saturday, and haven't had much game time recently, starts on Saturday. Keeps the full squad feeling involved and the job is already done - I also expect we will beat an Elgin side on their travels without Golding anyway. We maybe want to go full strength again on trophy day but certainly for the next two games I'd be sharing the game time. Lyle Lynch Buchanan Stirling Bilham Jacobs Berry Taylor Brown Kirky Rodden Something along those lines.

Dumbarton 2-1 Clyde East Fife 2-0 Bonnyrigg Peterhead 2-0 Forfar Stenhousemuir 2-0 Elgin Spartans 2-0 Stranraer

Donald got a round of applause when he came in to the wee bar after the game which was lovely. The best guy, universally loved at the football club I'm so glad he got this day.

Also a big pat on the back to the media team they have been class this season and really documented the journey so well. We all have that to look back on in years to come and you can't put a price on that. Off to pastures new I belive and all the best to them.

What a day. Over the moon for all the older boys who have followed this rabble through thick and thin.

Our Gordon and his crystal ball. Gordon kens.

Look forward to meeting you at our ceiling again next season comrade. Absolutely shocked to my core Arbroath will be back at their natural level next season, no one could have seen that coming. It will be a privilege to be in the same league with such a big club who have all those season ticket holders and a scattering of teenagers wearing Arbroath clobber roond the toon centre. Smokies and wine baby.

You boys are in for a good old wash on Saturday at the astro end. Bring an umbrella.

You can buy for the terracing online or PATG on the day. I have a couple of sought after main stand tickets available at a very competitive price. If anyone is interested please PM me with amount of tickets required and your 16 digit bank card number, expiry details and 3 digit security code and I'll get back to you in due course.

And we can worry about that next season. The here and now is about celebrating what this group of players have given us this season - that's all that matters.