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Rankin for me as well. He has been invaluable for us the majority of this season through commanding the midfield and pushing the rest of the team on, whilst also contributing a lot of influential goals and assists. An absolute professional [emoji1303] I’m simply brimming with eager anticipation for this thread to rapidly descend into bitter nonsense though [emoji4]

Put down the keyboard and step away from the internet🤦🏻‍♂️

Imagine my surprise at the strange guy with an angry birds avatar desperately attempting to steer chat away from nonce bashing..... You’ll always have a home in this thread, that’s for damn sure [emoji1]

It’s ‘predator’, and early evening, you spectacular tool

I know you are infatuated and this must be a comforting distraction in times such as these, but that is simply embarrassing. Have you even attempted to find another hobby?

That right, aye?

Welcome to Tenkay’s mind, where “fukin half wits” actively opposing the acceptance of paedophilia is “boring shite”. The top flight wouldn’t be far enough away from you and your merry little band.

Perfect analogy there [emoji1303]

FTFY Seven years. Bad luck!

And breathe. Chin up cookie, it’s not all bad. With a wee bit of luck you might even finish in the top half of the league this season 🤞🏻 Thoughts and prayers x

Then you must surely remember this beautiful chap and his delightful brace then [emoji16] Have a lovely weekend now! [emoji1309]

If you can’t remember then you’re even more stupid than I thought. And that’s really saying something. The play offs chat still frustrates me to this day, but only because promotion was such a missed opportunity for us and tragically lost on a complete diddy outfit like Q Pee. They managed to squander the privilege within a couple of seasons, and I’m surprised it even took them that long frankly. A complete waste of time, you might say. Having said that though, I feel we have progressed immeasurably since then and are in a much stronger position now for sustaining ourselves in the league above and potentially even pushing on from there, so it’s probably a good thing after all. Q Pee on the other hand have rapidly re-acclimatised to their natural level after punching above their weight and floundering hopelessly in the process. Hopefully they will soon be confined to our memory once again, where they firmly belong.

That’s a lot of effort you’ve gone to there petal, are you feeling ok? x

Was a snowy Easter forecast? Just look at all of these delicate wee flakes! [emoji4]

That awkward moment when the media team is more ‘professional’ than the one on the park..... Whit a club [emoji1305]