We need a song for the bold Thelonius. I propose a new chant to the tune of Do they Know it’s Christmas:
Feed the Baaaair, let him know St Johnstone’s sh*te.
Feed the Baairrr, he will score at anytime.
Or the Tait song. We’ve got Bair, Super Theo Bair etc.
I just think singing someone’s first name is a bit dry so let’s get behind the Bair.