Swami

From the BBC Gossip column this morning (I know, I know), but I think this fulfils the brief of the thread. Retired Danish striker David Boysen reveals that he has supported Rangers from afar ever since he was humiliated by Scott Brown during a trial period at Celtic in his youth and says he took revenge by stealing the midfielder's clothes after a game. (SpilXperten via Football Scotland)

Shame Slattery’s half-way line effort against Hearts didn’t drop in.

Could someone ask Derek Adams his views on the quality on show today? The daft fanny.

See if I end up having to hope for a Rangers victory, I swear I might never get over it.

I hate this team for about 200 reasons.

‘Liam Kelly could do better’ according to the radio. Not sure when it was recorded.

Get Michael Stewart to f**k. Unlistenable nonsense now.

This was a highly entertaining clash between two equally strong sides. Both played with attacking intent, enjoyed spells of momentum and showed plenty of fight. What they lacked, though, was accuracy in the final third. Motherwell were shaky in patches of the second half but Liam Kelly, who has not lived up to his billing this season, looked more like the goalkeeper who earned a Scotland cap. f**k knows what the chap from the BBC was watching. Highly entertaining? When both sets of supporters concede it was shite, this suggests that this fella wasn’t even there.

I fucking thought this at the game but nobody else seemed to be saying anything and I just assumed that my judgement was clouded by how much Kelly annoys me.

Mine right here. Can’t decide if it’s amazing or utterly horrific now.

Thursday nights, Channel 5.

Mark Wilson. Fucking hell, I’m just watching it on catch up just now. Terrible stuff. You’d have though that Celtic’s penalty was a stonewaller as well the way he was talking about it.

That’s complete bullshit to give that.

Lot of empty seats here that Celtic could have had. Good stuff.