planbiffy

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9/10 thank you Higher English

I recently went to the old bailey on a school trip and we were watching a murder case and the lawyer was reading out what was found on one of the suspects phones, hearing him describe the snapchat messages and the concept of mirror selfies to the court had me absolutely rolling inside my head while trying to maintain silence, posh accents make literally anything funny in court I find

anyone seen Ayr United's strip advertisement, bit ridiculous considering its 2018, having to resort to nudity to advertise just means your teams either a bit sh*t or just full of sexist weirdos.

this is my favourite painting, it's called the music from the balconies painted by Edward Ruscha in 1984

I've been doing workouts on the nike+ training club app everyday for the last week but I was just wondering if I should be taking rest days or not?

that's what you deserve for choosing to eat coleslaw mate

I feel personally attacked by all the people saying biffy but anyways 1. Oasis (they have like 2 alright sings but their fanbase makes me physically ill) 2. Taylor Swift (not a band but she is quite literally the worst person ever) 3. Moose Blood (one of the members sexually assaulted someone and their music is shite and is just for greasy white boys) 4. 5 seconds of summer (literally the worst both as people and as musicians) 5. The Migos (I like a lot of modern rap (Drake etc) but the migos are just too shit to be bearable as they just repeat words and make noises) Bonus round, U2 and Sam Smith and Katy Perry who make me borderline psychotic when I hear them playing anywhere

the gods at fife council have decided to cancel school tomorrow, it's been 4 days now and its getting a bit boring.

it's more 15/16 but it's true. There are always going to be addicts but minimum pricing along with preventative and education should reduce the number of them greatly and anyway minimum pricing might have the social effect that the smoking ban had, you never know.

Also, in pubs the majority of drinks are already above the, what would be, minimum price so it wouldnt really effect people going to the pub for a couple with their mates after a game. It would however effect the 14 year olds who go to a field and drink tesco's own brand vodka each weekend because that would be nearly double the price

You're right I'm still at school, I'm in s5 so technically no one in my year can drink but I'm sure you'll know that it doesn't really stop them. However, I was talking to folk in my year about this and a lot of people don't have jobs so get money from their parents, who don't know it's getting spent on drink, so they have to be cautious with how they spend their money. So for this reason, a lot of them will buy like 2 bottles of echo falls, and right now it's £3.50 in morrisons so thats £7. With minimum pricing that cost would rise to £10 and i'm sure at least half of year couldn't afford that extra £3 each week so they would be forced to buy 1 bottle or share a couple of bottles with their pals. Also, if they do have a job they wold have to work longer hours to afoord to keep up the amount of money they spend and say work a saturday and, so either they can work both days and turn up to work hungover each week, or they could just work a sunday and go out on a friday and drink less, I'm pretty sure I know which one they would prefer.

it's not going to stop them drinking but it will reduce the amount of alcohol they consume, therefore reducing their risk of becoming ill from alcohol-related causes, such as alcohol poisoning, liver failure, or even just breaking their arm because they fell over while drunk

ftfy

honestly no clue, probably around 500 words a minute?

sorry to hear that, but I hope you are feeling better soon and glad to hear you have not being experiencing many side effects. All the best and you're right, it is good to talk

ok well fair enough then. Might just be a new thing but the boys are pretty vocal at all times in school and don't seem to get in trouble for it. I live in fife so it's not the best but not the worst to be fair, but still like 20% of my year are verging on being neo-nazis so a bit of harassment isnt suprising

A) see photo attached B) I personally really like them but I am of that generation so that's probably why C) PE in school is a hot bed of harassment and always has been. Although that's really the only place I've experienced it lately but leggings are still superior for working out, especially if it's cold

I agree they can be unflattering, but A) if you get thick leggings then they can make your legs look ace B) what with skinny jeans your legs look like twigs anyway so no avoiding that C) they are comfortable, warm, if you go out to eat you can eat way more than if you were wearing jeans and if you workout/dance/ do gymnastics they are the superior option especially because if you wear shorts you run the chance of being harassed and I try to avoid that as much as possible

Any girl who genuinely prefers jeans to leggings needs to have a stern talking to, imho

if being on pie and bovril is being 'busy at work' then I'm getting my leavers slip tomorrow. If you have ever given @Shandon Par any slack for wearing running tights, then you need to post a written apology immediately.

are they endorsed by santa? What with christmas coming up and all

I'm particularly bothered about the green trousers, literally what are you meant to wear with them??

M'Voto??

to be honest with you: 1) that's now called life skills maths and I'm doing higher so if you want a graph drawn I can do that but I'm guessing around 20 seconds, might be a bit slower though if he has greasy fingers/ is shaking from excitement 2) I'm 90% sure that literally anyone could take on a couple of dunfermline rascals now-a-days as they are literally less scary than the current government. It takes a special kind of breed to sh*t it at the dyt, falkirk fans are like that though so I'm saying >2