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planbiffy

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About planbiffy

  • Birthday 30/08/2001

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    Female
  • Location
    Dour
  • Interests
    NWA, Biffy Clyro, Gymnastics and stirring the pot
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    Dunfermline

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  1. honestly, I so would but like there's only so much they can ask
  2. kappa is a thing in London but it hasn't quite reached the dizzying heights of fife yet. If you wore it to field you are likely to get taken for a bath, another word for shoved in the river which isn't even really a river its like years of vomit and echo
  3. mandy is like shit quality MDMA pretty dangerous stuff cos the stuff they sell to teenagers is cut, we've had few folk had to be taken to hospital with heart failure and the like from field. And yeah 100%, but that always happens but its so obvious with the rise of fila and champion which you would've got bullied for wearing 2 years ago
  4. I'm a lass mate but anyways actually one of the girls in my adv class got nonced while on holiday in france cos this boy was chatting her up she went back to his and he turned out to be 30, I'm sure the SQA would be best pleased with this use of french in everyday life
  5. not too far off the mark actually similar scenes at field most fridays
  6. a spice boy is like a popular boy with a faded quiff hair cut, a slight mandy addiction and normally has a car and offers lifts to 15 year olds. They also wear skinny jeans or joggers and like 11 degree stuff. Basically just the standard teenage boy
  7. Fights aren't really a thing at school anymore, mostly because all the boys in my year are spice boys but that's beside the point. However, we have had some altercations which I can remember. Basically, kids from IHS drink in a field which is lovingly referred to as field and it normally features a fairly large bonfire in the centre of the trees where everyone stands. This girl in my year went out with a boy in the year above who was huge. He was a lovely boy actually but was built like a 25 year old ufc fighter and about 6'2, and regularly went to the gym but was generally regarded as harmless. However, it all kicked off when the girl in my year got with a, quite frankly horrible, boy in my year who was a jumped up p***k who was known for noncing 14 year olds and attempting to rape a girl when she was paralytic from drink. The boy in the year above caught wind of this and was raging, to say the least, and tanned 3 bottles of MD2020 if I remember correctly and made his way over to field. He arrived and ran up to a boy who he thought was the one who got with his girlfriend and began to leather the life out of him while all the spice boys watched cos they were too scared to intervene. Long story short boy was about to be thrown into the fire and 5 boys who were in 6th year at the time stepped in and saved the victim. The older boy was cut up about battering the wrong boy and apologised, the wannabe nonce left school last year and now plays COD competitively and gives lifts to s3s. Also a boy from Alloa who went to our school for some reason tried to jump a boy from Valleyfield, Alloa boy brought out a knife but weapons aren't enough to help you when fighting a boy from valleyfield and he got stamped on repeatedly and had to walk back to school without his bag, which had been thrown over the train tracks, or his dignity. The boy from Alloa now sells drugs to s4s though so at least he's found some success. Oh, and a boy from Oakley got transferred to our school after curb-stomping a squirrel for a laugh, he ended up in my Nat 5 french class though and was actually pretty nice and funny who found great hilarity in annoying our french teacher by exclusively speaking in English with a french accent during speaking tests, and threatening to square go with a boy who went on skiing trips (he's from dour), and a support teacher who looks like one of the rats from flushed away.
  8. I recently went to the old bailey on a school trip and we were watching a murder case and the lawyer was reading out what was found on one of the suspects phones, hearing him describe the snapchat messages and the concept of mirror selfies to the court had me absolutely rolling inside my head while trying to maintain silence, posh accents make literally anything funny in court I find
  9. anyone seen Ayr United's strip advertisement, bit ridiculous considering its 2018, having to resort to nudity to advertise just means your teams either a bit sh*t or just full of sexist weirdos.
  10. this is my favourite painting, it's called the music from the balconies painted by Edward Ruscha in 1984
  11. I've been doing workouts on the nike+ training club app everyday for the last week but I was just wondering if I should be taking rest days or not?
  12. that's what you deserve for choosing to eat coleslaw mate
  13. I feel personally attacked by all the people saying biffy but anyways 1. Oasis (they have like 2 alright sings but their fanbase makes me physically ill) 2. Taylor Swift (not a band but she is quite literally the worst person ever) 3. Moose Blood (one of the members sexually assaulted someone and their music is shite and is just for greasy white boys) 4. 5 seconds of summer (literally the worst both as people and as musicians) 5. The Migos (I like a lot of modern rap (Drake etc) but the migos are just too shit to be bearable as they just repeat words and make noises) Bonus round, U2 and Sam Smith and Katy Perry who make me borderline psychotic when I hear them playing anywhere
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