The Golden God

Ferrari surely, they’ve got the money, the history and the chance to get Hamilton his 8th. Obviously LeClerc will smoke him but this is like being offered the Real Madrid job or the Newcastle one.

Like Tavernier, all the goals and assists in the world don’t matter when you’re a fullback, your job is to defend and both of them can’t do it.

Klopp losing his last chance at a trophy to an absolutely awful Everton team is funnier.

Not a mention of them on his bio so he can appear un biased.

Finished Blue Lights, didn’t start off particularly well but the ending was good which is kinda the opposite to how the 1st season went. Some of the accents seemed a bit off but that’s to be expected, they’ve renewed it for another 2 seasons as well.

Rumours of Kimi Antonelli, 17 year old Mercedes Junior who’s currently in F2, replacing Sargeant after Miami. Almost certainly bullshit though.

Not sure this counts as journalism but it certainly counts as terrible. He was a game away from being sacked ffs.

Got to say the meltdown over Antony’s celebration has been excellent. Piers Morgan calling him the biggest dickhead in sport, Man United have a rapist on their books but a young guy winding up the opposition is apparently worse.

The English Cup final is confirmed as a 3pm kick off. Only logic is to move this to 5.30pm surely?

If Liam Scales is anywhere near Tayside then Dundee will get a result. If not then 2-0 Celtic.

Stroll and Magnussen deserved 1000 second penalties for their shenanigans today.

I’ve not seen any sort of replay and only watched in live time so you may be right. From my view he was well off but I’m not going to try and over rule anyone with a replay or a better view.

Would happily never see Liam Scales play a game of football again. Also, at the start of the initial attack that led to the Aberdeen non penalty, the striker was offside, Taylor was going mental about it at the time and went to both the ref and linesman during the VAR check.

Norris is some laugh.

Statement from Ibrox incoming.

Excellent decision to scrap replays, all the lower league fans complaining about it saying that their clubs rely on them to make money, if your business plan relies on the slim chance of a replay against a bigger club then you shouldn’t be in business in the first place.

Hearts are 9/1 at some bookies for this btw.

They’ve scored 5 goals in 3 games, 2 penalties (one was a dive), a deflection, an own goal and a wonder strike. Not sustainable over 2 weeks never mind a season.

Dont know how they model this exactly but I just cannot see Labour winning that many seats in Glasgow.

Rumours of McIlroy to LIV for 850m

This could be a record breaking thread if Dundee get a result in controversial systems. I want a 95th minute Dundee penalty saved and then a Watford style counter attack goal only to be brought back for encroachment and the re taken penalty to be scored off the post and the back of Butland.

New series of Blue Lights out today. Focused on the Loyalist side of things it seems. Don’t trust the 2 new Police guys at all.

TUV have said it’s not happening but this would have been hilarious.

Loved the ref being like f**k this and just calling FT after the 2nd litchi invasion.