Darth Merlot

Why? What in the screaming f**k has Peter Grant got to do with him?

Shitebags.

I know he resigned, he has subsequently been replaced, no?

The state you lot are getting into is pretty damn hilarious, cry and howl to get rid of Craword, tears when he's replaced.

Excellent player who deserves all the plaudits, a good example to any player looking to have a long and successful career. Always gave me the shudders when anywhere near the box.

Could Hearts be any bigger bellends?

Crawford is completely devoid of nous or character, the consummate damp squib.

Crawford simply isn't showing signs of improvement, in himself or the young players. He ehm's and ah's through interviews and rarely has any passion about him, looks and sounds out of his depth, which he undoubtedly is.

Crawford is an absolute Tim Burgess.

Crawford is is a chancer, you can see his lack of confidence in interviews, he looks terrified, like he's been caught shagging his wife's sister. Has anyone listened to one of his pre match interviews and though "Oooft, buzzin for the match now!" ? He knows he's out his depth but he'll wring it out for as long as he can just like every other charlatan we invite back through the doors. I'm actually scared we get rid of Crawford in case we end up with the fat lying snake that is Nipper.

Crawford is shit, let's be brutally honest. His interviews are more cringe than AJ's, can anyone see him being inspiring and building this team up. He's not bright enough and has no energy. Pathetic record too.

Were utter crap under Crawford, another pumping.

He's boring as sin, the football's shite and we don't win.

Fake eyes and feeding off Sevco cock?

What we saw on the park shows what he's like as a manager, pish. So are you telling me you wouldn't like a little bit of excitement or enthusiasm? Do you honestly think he's a wee ball of fire in the dressing room? Known Stevie for years and what we're seeing we're getting, a boring dullard. I think you may be still a bit at half mast for player Crawford.