Bob Giranti

you still banging" yer maw?

Thanks! Can ye gie me a + point ? I am new to these forums and i haven't a clue on how to amass points? obviously not as a stand up comedian...

Madam in Lacey Frills ....

Naw...just talked tae ma granny she just said she had laced them with Buckfast and Sodium Hydroxide [ only Nicola's rock buns]

Nicola went out with my brother Davie in Irvine. Ma maw really liked her . Nicola would stick her wee pinkey up in the air as she was supping tea out of ma maws best china cups. She always was a very articulate lassie , well mannered , well manicured. At that time she was supportin Tommy Sheridan's Scottish Socialist party... ah don't know what changed her politics ... Maybe it was ma grannies rock buns laced wi ginger cordial ..had a detrimental effect on her brain chemistry ...Weird..

Naw the worst ad is the F*****g surfer b*****d for the You've been framed sponsor ; he fa's in the water then there is a burst of canned laughter... whats so funny about that ye brain dead C****s!!! Oh and the second worst are these acoustic guitar and whistley bloke background music ads ; If I could get hold of the whistley b*****d!!!

Ok thanks for yer help.... !!!

I must be lost.. I thought this was the new users section .... anyway ... I will try and find the Queen of the South thread with the 2 other Queens fans ..... hey Partick Thistle ... how is that new boy Blair Spittal doing"? Hope you guys do well this season !!

Hello just checkin tae see if this works!