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I'd rather have to go play Airdrie than Clyde right enough, so it could have been worse!

When I saw we had drawn Airdrie away again, I thought "that's a shit draw" so it works both ways. I suppose at this stage with no premier league teams involved, any draw would seem boring.

Four older gentlemen are out golfing, and the topic of their children's professional success is brought up. The first guy steps up, hurriedly takes his shot, and starts walking to find his ball without saying a word... The second man steps up to take his shot and confidently reports, "My son is doing pretty well. He's just been promoted to manager of the car dealership he works at. In fact, he's doing so well gave the last lady he was seeing a brand new sports car." Then he takes takes a swing and drives the ball down towards the green. The third guy steps up and can't help but escalate with praise for his own son, "That's pretty impressive, but my boy is also doing great. He's a chip off the old block. He's a broker for luxury yachts, and really has a knack for it. He's doing so well that the last woman he was dating he just gave her a freaking boat!". He takes his shot and stands next to the other guy. The last gentleman, growing in confidence steps up to the tee, really feeling pride in his son's accomplishments, "Those are nothing to scoff at, no doubt. Believe it or not though, my son is doing even better! He's a top ranked real eastate agent and had such a profitable year that he up and bought this girl he's been dating a new house!" He drives his shot almost to the hole and all three walk down to meet the friend that lost his ball in the trees. The first guy chips his ball out as they arrive at the green. As he walks up to meet them, they ask him, "What about you? You didn't say anything before you shot... don't you have something to share about your son?" He dips his head a little and replies, " I love my son and I'm happy he's happy. He's gay, a cross dresser, and does some work as an escort... "He must be very good though - just this year his three top clients have bought him a Ferarri, a small yacht, and a new fuckin' house!"

A gorgeous shapely girl was lying naked in a hospital bed with just a sheet half-covering her. Suddenly a young man walked in, pulled back the sheet and examined her closely. “What’s the verdict?” she asked. He replied, “You’ll have to ask a doctor, love. ..I’m just here to clean the room...”

"SIRI, Why do I always mess it up with women?" Um, I do not understand who Siri is, this is ALEXA.

I thought my wife was testing me when she asked, "Do you prefer a sexy pretty woman or an intelligent woman?" So I replied, " Neither, I'm quite happy with you!"....

I ate a kids meal in MacDonalds yesterday. His mum was really fukin angry!

Cos it appears we're shite this season! Didn't we also have no shots on target a few weeks back when we lost at home to 10 man Cowdenbeath? We definately have a poorer squad now than the last two seasons, although injuries to 3 or 4 of our best players aren't helping. The warning signs were there pre-season, when we were scrapping about signing loads of young boys on loan deals to beef the numbers up. Obviously Queen's Park are going to win the league at a canter, but at the moment we'll even be lucky to get one of the three playoff spots, as Stranraer and others like Elgin and Stirling seem better than us.

Back to League action this weekend, and we welcome Stranraer to Ainslie Park. Edinburgh's most recent game saw a decent 0-1 win away at League one Airdrie. Stranraer have shown some good form recently with wins over Cowdenbeath and Hamilton Accies. Should be a good game. (As long as it's not too windy!)

That's about right. Got to play your strongest team. 1 Marshall 2 O'Donnell 3 Robertson 4 McTominay 5 Gallagher 6 Tierney 7 McGinn 8 Jack 10 McGregor 9 Dykes 11 Christie As long as there's no McBurnie involved, then we should have a good chance here.

According to my Chocolate Advent Calendar, there are now only 3 days left until xmas!

Annan Athletic 4 - 0 Albion Rovers Brechin City 1 - 2 Stirling Albion Elgin City 1 - 1 Queens Park Stenhousemuir 1 - 2 Edinburgh City Stranraer 1 - 1 Cowdenbeath

Two good teams for this division. It will be a tough battle. Both teams beat Brechin (Big deal, every team will beat Brechin!) but Elgin's win away at Stranraer was probably the most impressive result so far. For sure, if the same Edinburgh City turns up as last weekend, then Elgin will win.

Doesn't it annoy you when you're singing along to a song you like, and the artist gets the words wrong!

I went to the gym yesterday and they've got a new machine in. I only used it for 10 minutes, as I was starting to feel sick. It's really good though, it does everything.......Kit-kats, Snickers, Mars bars, Crisps....