Lola montez

Home to Killie and Hearts are must wins, glad either cheek won’t be running on our pitch to celebrate lifting the trophy

He had a poker face when asked about being around for next season, great interview and seems like a sound bloke.

Lazy journalism by the BBC for the team updates, must have had a half day yesterday Barry Maguire, Adam Montgomery, Jon Obika, Harry Paton and Callum Slattery have missed recent Motherwell games. St Mirren defender Ryan Strain has been recovering from groin surgery.

The last game they played together in the league was the 4-0 defeat at Dundee and we’ve done Ok since then, Killie second half aside obviously. Both will be gone next season but it would be foolish not to give them game time until then and personally, I don’t want to know just now what they’re going to do, just play for the current jersey but I can also see SR saying he’s investing in players who will be here next season.

Fair to say that he’s away for nothing at the end of the season and that’s why he hasn’t started recently, it’s better to have loved and lost…….

A club statement read: "Rangers FC, on behalf of our supporters, are extremely disappointed and angered with the late call-off." f**k off Rangers, you're always angry

FTFY

Great move by Hibs, it’s interesting to see the cheeks are bringing up past behaviour from Hibs to somehow mean they shouldn’t be throwing stones and allow their sad songs. What they forget is that they started cutting away allocation by stopping their opposition coming altogether and The Rangers refused to sell tickets recently in case risk fans had tickets. I hope this is a watershed moment for them but very much doubt they believe they’re doing anything wrong.

This is it, the battle for Europe. HUGE away support travelling on a high after an injury time trouncing of Aberdoon, playing the immovable object in Derek McInnes on a plastic surface, an abismal record at Rugby Park, what could possibly go wrong?

Loving your work, spread the word

You alright ***?

Welcome to the surgery, how can I help you NW- I can’t buy a win with this mob and I’ve run out of ideas, what can you prescribe? I’ve got the ideal tonic that will have you playing like Brazil 1970, it’s a 3 points guaranteed trip to face St Mirren, it’s tried and tested this season but a bit of a journey. NW- It’s worth a try Doc, thanks so much

I really hope he is, slack passing and few chances created. In a world of shit penalties, I’ve seen them given for worse but don’t want to read about it 4 weeks down the line.

Sharted

Not getting any St Mirren commentary but have to say the Livi ones are fair and have obviously researched well.

There’s a direct flight from Doha to Edinburgh gets in at 1252, that’s doable

Not sure how many of the green bigots are missing due to the Asian and AFCON but it will surely give us hauners. Please leave the stadium as you found it, it’s not big or clever. 4-2 Saints, this time it will be televised.

Miovski. GIRFUY

He has made a DVD of our relegations and watches them when we’re winning.

These muppets sit amongst you.

You had one feckin job Dandies

A proper Carlsberg weekend if that happens.

The ‘well top today is a classic top yet 24 wanted to get it as dirty as possible.

Full Kettlewell meltdown again please thanks