Brother Blades

Sexist pig.

Has your wife left you?

Pleasing!

Pigs trotters (Vietnamese) are immense! I even enjoy the nails.

MorBiggarly?

I bet this guy has abominable trainers that he thinks might be worth a fortune if cleaned up? Has he asked you to go for a game of pool yet?

Big difference between a European game & a game against Stranraer (no offence to any Stranraer fans intended). Also, you shat it from a Hibs casual, after loudly proclaiming you had “done them” you are an embarrassment, pipe down mr ICF. Your hard man act has, quite rightly come back to haunt you.

Bob has now been found, I’m sure you’ll be delighted to hear. They had drones etc up looking for him. The fact that he’s been found as a type of mince on a truck drivers rear mud flap is neither here nor there.

I’ve dyed my hair in the bald colour in certain places, it’s a great laugh as some idiots think I’m actually going bald! Total lolz.

I’m not PB you dog murderer!

I had occasion to empty a medium sized bin at work 3 days ago. There was a terrible liquid at the bottom that gave me the boak / dry heave. Just wondering, how much would you accept as your lowest price to drink a full imperial pint of Jakey bin juice? My price would be minimum £50,000. Get chatting.

Fucking hell DA, it might seem like I’m stalking you as I just quoted you in another thread, but the above post is immense & an early contender for post of the year! Chapeau my M90.

Aye, terrible patter. Hiya Daniel Radcliffe, hiya pal.

Greenied, as I almost made the same mistake & now you are taking the heat, as I had an email to answer & never replied.

Original post was 22nd December. Something happens around then but I can’t quite remember what.