Crawford Bridge

Wow, a clean sheet.

They are covering two madges from the championshib thiz avdernoon.

I used to live on Bothwell Street so have gave it several chances. Their fish is the worst I've ever had from a Scottish chippy. I reckon it only survives because of the fitba. Locals didn't go there, it was always empty when I would walk past during the week. Awful chippy.

Giovanni's is a terrible chippy.

An African swallow or a European swallow?

Parkhead. Absolute piss take.

I'll never forget his stint as Vincent in the NWO B-team. He truly was the king of kings.

I used to call Mudryk the Ukrainian Theo Walcott. Now I'm thinking that's probably unfair on Walcott.

Botchettino.

Worst Ford Super Sunday ever.

Is there anybody in all of sports broadcasting that talks out their ringpiece as much as Peter Drury?

Snake Mountain.

I like it when they play an academy lad. He's automatically the best young player in Europe because Man U had a talented crop 30 years ago.

May you all have a safe journey back to beautiful Tayside. Hopefully the Tory peanut hugging fans don't hold you back too much.

Don't worry Dees. Hibs are 2-2 draw specialists.

Apologies to all visiting Dundonians for the bad luck of today's fixture schedule. I hope the peanut hugging doesn't spoil your enjoyment of Edinburgh too much.

The last straw for me was when she was mewling about being a real football fan because Celtic didn't win a trophy for six years when she was young. Proper hardship that.

Spot on. I stopped listening to Quickly Kevin because she's their Scottish Football go to.

Leicester deserved that. Their finishing has been humpty.

Backed-up by Paul Heffernan.

Sainsbury's.

Tits?

Man U have always been refereed differently to their opponents. They are the English Rangers.

Ten Hag has a weird skull.

Man U will improve once 80% of the squad are diagnosed as asthmatic.