Crawford Bridge

Lyu v Murphy has been a rather poor standard this morning.

Man U going full American Major Leagues with the camouflage pish. I'm surprised Rangers have never tried the camo gear. Would surely be a big seller with their weird supporters?

Aye, I've always felt like Tranent was airlifted from Ayrshire and put down in East Lothian. Bizarre little town.

Has there ever been a top six tattie before?

I know it's an unpopular opinion but @Tommy Tappin is right about Boyle. His legs are gone and he's wasteful. His enormous wages could be better used elsewhere.

I hope the teuchter loyal enjoyed their big day out.

Bald as a coot.

He's a dud. Get him sacked.

Murray Johnson better get the rest of the season if we don't make top 6. He's got to be better than that Wollacott phantom?

Kelleher was being called the best second choice 'keeper in the world by the BBC/Sky and that a few weeks ago. Just off the top of my head I'd say 3X Champions League winner Keylor Navas is probably better.

Dalot flinched there. Imagine being scared of a football.

Has that goon who writes Celtic plays been on recently? He's absolutely chronic.

At least he didn't concede a penalty this week. That's improvement, isn't it? The fact that Sunderland don't have a big first team squad and always seem to be suffering an injury crisis yet they were happy to let Triantis go out on loan tells you everything you need to know about him.

Mind when Ferdinand tried to re-brand himself as a prankster? He's the arsehole's arsehole.

I can't stand him, he's utter shite. Hanlon deserves a wee farewell tour. He won't do any worse.

It is windy.

Compare that to the penalty we conceded at Ibrox last week. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

We'll also have ubdates from thiz avdernoon's big big madges in the Championshib.

Ah'll tell ye something. I think Ally McCoist talks a load of shite. Ah really, really do.

There's not a hair on his slap head.