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If this continues I can see gyms remaining shut until next spring. Once the flu season strikes the paranoia and scare mongering will be back to peak levels

We already have an indicative date for those, it's 14 September. Given when the date was given daily new cases were near enough in single figs I think it's safe to say we will see no acceleration from the dates given even more so until the effects of the schools returning are clear. What if the 0 deaths trend continues until then but cases are still above single figures?

Assuming you live in Edinburgh, where can I go to destroy such traps

Also she is a dead ringer for that guy in Hannibal

As a smoker trying to stop ( replacing every other roll up with nicorette ). I will simply ignore that video like every other smoker I know. Most smokers just play dumb to the dangers of smoking, me included. In fact I'm committed to stoping smoking for financial reasons more so than health reasons

The next decade could be the most open and exciting era in the history of golf. So many young players with buckets of talent and all winning majors, outside of Rahm, Dechambeu. As good as it was to watch Tiger in his prime it would have been great to see him against this era. He is the Goat al9ng with Nicklaus, butoutside of Mickelson,Els and Singh and Duval for a few years, his competition was lacking compared to this era

5G?

Into the groove, La isla bonita, papa don't preach. She's an utter c**t, and a old wrinkled state these days

Alright buddy, go ahead and unbutton your pants

Outside of the usual suspects in Edinburgh, i.e drug addicts whom have no concern for their own welfare nevermind others. I've noticed far more people you would class as BAME flouting the face covering rule on public transport than any others.

Kitten of Banff

Sounds like you came accross a serial killers dumping ground

Quite a few folk on here can be considered doom mongers, although Jambos kickback is a thousand times worse. I get the impression half that forum thrive on any bad news and take glee in criticising people who instead of hidding under there beds, are getting on with their lives

Like Isengard before/after Sarumans midlife crisis

From a distance, the closer the camera gets the more transsexual it looks

Is there one?

The story about the girl from Motherwell getting 5 prelim A's and being awarded 2 A's and 3 B's seems incredibly harsh, and no doubt would never happen to a pupil from a posh school. Hopefully her results are reversed upon appeal. The BBC article will probably make it a formality

Patter thief

Despise Rangers far more than Celtic

Are those who achieved highers this year going to have an * next to their results, in regards to potential emoloyers and universities looking at applicants. I feel for the pupils in life and I was one who done just enough in class to get by then knuckle down for the exam. The SQA are going to get criticised either way, impossible situation they have been put in

Baby, baby, where did our love go

Steal your fruit and veg from allotments?

Probably the greatest comedian of all time, look him up on youtube. You'll either be delighted or mildly unamused

Is that you Norm macdonald