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Thats the guy.
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22 hours ago, BFTD said:
You'd never guess from looking at them.
The lassie at the bottom-right seems to have managed to keep her puss out of the media somehow, so there are probably other Marianne Gallaghers on social media having to explain that, no, they've never been part of a child sex ring.
Guy 2nd from right is the dead ringer of a British actor, who's name is escaping me.
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On 20/02/2023 at 17:34, Don Diego De la Vega said:
Jim Jefferies in Edinburgh next month. Was hoping to see John Kearns, absolutely loved him on taskmaster, at Glasgow stand but I'm away then unfortunately
Used to be hilarious, then seemed to sell himself to be media friendly in the US
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2 hours ago, velo army said:
Related to information access perhaps, but health and wellbeing were infinitely worse for adults when I was younger. Every third person smoked and there was a machismo and working class pride attached to eating absolute shite. Drinking alcohol to excess was celebrated even more than it is now.
Nowadays I can hardly move for people my age (40) and above who cycle, play 5's, do yoga, run or otherwise exercise. Barely anyone smokes.
Yet we are more obese as a nation than ever
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3 hours ago, Crawford Bridge said:
Suitcases without wheels, if they haven't already.
How did it take so long for someone to come up with the suitcase on wheels?
However long suitcases without wheels came into being and those with wheels did
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9 hours ago, Molotov said:
I’d love to see sectarianism in Scottish football die out completely but that’s hopeful rather than likely unfortunately.
Shame really, as religion is dying a slow death, and most these fans have probably never seen the inside of a church outwith weddings and funerals. But it passes down the family line like a plague
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On 05/01/2022 at 15:54, Sortmeout said:
I’ve noticed a fair few murders and unexplained deaths happening either in Greenock or involving people from Greenock. Most recent one just a few days ago.
According to the digger, a guilty pleasure of mine, the accident a few months ago where a few guys died in a crash wasn’t just an accident.
Always wanted a read of the digger. Think I seen some youtube doc on it. Is it only available in local shops in the north of Glasgow?
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On 23/11/2022 at 10:28, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
He got a lifeline years ago when diagnosed with terminal bowel cancer, underwent radical surgery and gained 7/8? years.
Pancreatic to be pedantic
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On 23/03/2022 at 22:31, Cosmic Joe said:
Is that the film Limmy got supposedly traumatised by, and had a wee rant on Twitter about?
He blocked me over it. Also what is supposed to be moving about it going by the cover
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7 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said:
It wouldn't be made now and it shouldn't ever have been made.
Is that the one with the dad shagging his son unbeknownst of course
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Yankee doodle do
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3 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:
The greatest injustice in the history of sport happened in November 1997.
Had a 7 year old me crying, f**k the Montreal screwjob
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2 hours ago, scottsdad said:
To be fair, the nightclubs have just opened today. The last thing they want is the bad press of being a covid hotspot.
2 bangers on the same page, Bravo
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Does a vpn not make this thread null and void?
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15 hours ago, Billy Jean King said:17 hours ago, engelbert_humperdink said:It's obvious that the government has completely relied on scaremongering to keep the publoc in a state of fear and uncertainty.
I've noticed first hand the change in people during the pandemic. One case that stands out was a middle aged council worker( he had his uniform on ), berating some boy who must have been 15, who lowered his mask to talk on his phone.
The fact that covid deaths are being recorded by anyone dying within 28 days of catching covid is obviously going to inflate figures.
These people who rely on the MSM will see the numbers and get worried.
The fact that the government haven't come out with the actual numbers of being dying from or with covid, and the age groups of those dying, tells me the numbers are clearly being inflated to keep the public on edge.
I had omicron at the start of the year, had a head cold for one day and felt fatigued for a few more days. If it wasn't for a family member I was with testing +I would never have done an LFT and several more in the following days.
Just to add I am unvaccinated, and will never take the vaccine
What uniform was this middle aged Council mask enforcer wearing exactly ?
He had a navy blue polo shirt on with the Edinburgh council logo on it
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It's obvious that the government has completely relied on scaremongering to keep the publoc in a state of fear and uncertainty.
I've noticed first hand the change in people during the pandemic. One case that stands out was a middle aged council worker( he had his uniform on ), berating some boy who must have been 15, who lowered his mask to talk on his phone.
The fact that covid deaths are being recorded by anyone dying within 28 days of catching covid is obviously going to inflate figures.
These people who rely on the MSM will see the numbers and get worried.
The fact that the government haven't come out with the actual numbers of being dying from or with covid, and the age groups of those dying, tells me the numbers are clearly being inflated to keep the public on edge.
I had omicron at the start of the year, had a head cold for one day and felt fatigued for a few more days. If it wasn't for a family member I was with testing +I would never have done an LFT and several more in the following days.
Just to add I am unvaccinated, and will never take the vaccine
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On 07/01/2022 at 13:29, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
Just a casual nod to Minnesota sports in a nutshell
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On 07/01/2022 at 11:24, Kima Greggs said:
I suppose.
In answer to your question though, I would be happy to have a hand removed and be sent to Pandora from Avatar as I would inserted into the body of one of the aliens.
Westeros might be ok too if I got a gold hand and still got plenty ass like Ser Jaimie Lanister.
Having a hook for a hand and being one of the pirate lads in Pirates of the Caribbean might be fun too.
Go shag your sister then
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2 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said:
Someone on one of the local Facebook pages I'm on
Absolutely tragic what covid has turned certain individuals into. You would think before covid there wasn't such a thing as death. Funnily enough the people I see and hear complaining about non mask wearers/anti vaxxers are majority overweight and have done nothing by the looks of it to look after their own health.
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On 22/11/2021 at 22:19, supermik said:
Should hang the scum fuckers. Drugs are for mugs. Any c**t that wants to defend them are just as bad. Ain’t big or clever.
Edit. 5 crackheads found.
Edit. 6
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On 30/10/2021 at 15:36, Abdul_Latif said:
Spotted this for £3 in Aldi. I’m a massive fan of Saison / Biere de Garde styles so had to pick it up. A higher ABV would have made it a decent beer, but in this guise it’s just a bit lacking.
Are you a daily drinker?
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4 hours ago, Jimi Shandrix said:
Got my radiotherapy results back this week. They are as good as I could have hoped for in that there has been no deterioration. No miracle cure either unfortunately but I'm determined to last longer than the year I've been given. My meds have been tweaked this week and along with the cannabis oil (which may or may not be a placebo) I'm feeling pretty good. Broughty Athletic this weekend. Got to hang around long enough to see them in the Highland League. It's all about priorities.
Keep the positive mindset, may be mumbo jumbo but I honestly belive it makes a difference. Cbd oil should help with any pain thoigh on a subtle level. Keep on kicking on Jimi
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7 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said:
Glasgow has a better selection of shops than Edinburgh.
So does Kabul, not saying much that
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22 hours ago, welshbairn said:
Statistically there will have been 20 more spousal murders in the US since this topic was posted, and not a single badly judged joke about any of them.
Yes but they weren't blonde and shagable. Sarah Ever..... case for example. Fat ugly women being murdered doesn't get views, buys
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What Are You Drinking ?
in The General Nonsense Forum
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K cider.