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I beg to differ keith. Tunes such as "a kind of magic" , "i want it all", and "breakthrough" are quite good imo.

He has a point though, LC, all these "gurus" are nothing but a pain in the arse

BOOOOOOOOO! 'Mon the fife flyers!

You should take a trip along to murrayfield to watch the edinburgh capitals chris, you'l enjoy it, i went to my first hockey game when i was 12 and ive been hooked ever since, its always a good night out, plus you get the occasional fight B)

What, you walk round tesco from 6 - 6?

Easy like sunday morning - faith no more

monster? little man?

Maximo park at the carling academy a week on friday, should be good B)

nah il leave it to the guy next door to sort them out, he has a young son and they cant get him to sleep cos the p***ks always have their music up loud sometimes. I hope the fannies get an ASBO served on them, seemingly they have been kicked out of 2 other towns already

Och, their all away to bed now! suppose i could go and slash the wee c**t's dads car tyres or something, he's a p***k too

Only if you agree to pay my bail money

F'kin little brats across the road, throwing stones and shouting abuse at 79-year old man who only just had a triple heart bypass. Poor old guy cant really do much about it either, makes me sick

Probably no much if he only put a quid on

Aye, jealous of bigotry and bile

I think its pay related, something to do with how much they are paid for doing tests im sure

My driving test which was supposed to be tommorow, has been CANCELLED FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A FUCKIN ROW due to industrial action by the examiners. Grrrr!! *wipes brow*

5 Bloody weeks? what do you do for a living?

oh aye, landing a plane is a piece off piss isnt it?

Yeh, i seen the thing about the jason scotland thing in the paper, it was a good gesture right enough. I think being hit by an ice hockey puck is even worse, ive seen a few beautys over the years at the hockey, including someone getting knocked out

Not quite. It was a stray armand one penalty, it hit me right in the chest and also disintegrated my pie which i only had one bite out of the guy behind me was a picture, he had bits of pie in his beard and all over his glecks

Stray footballs flying into the crowd during half-time warmups

I did a line of salt in mcdonalds once for a dare. Couldnt stop sneezing afterwards